Brendick: Ryan you're responsible get your ass to my house
Ryro: what
Ryro: why
Brendick: my mother and aunt left me alone with three small children
Brendick: I can't take care of kids
Brendick: I barely remember to feed myself these kids are gonna starve
Ryro: how long do you have to take care of them
Brendick: the entire weekend
Ryro: oh boy
Ryro: yeah those kids are screwed
Brendick: HELP ME
Ryro: I DONT KNOW HOW
Ryro: IM NOT RESPONSIBLE EITHER
Brendick: YOURE MORE RESPONSIBLE THAN I AM
Brendick: WAIT SHIT ONE OF THEM ALMOST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS I GOTTA GO REAL QUICK
Ryro: oh noooo
Brendick: now the little shits hungry
Brendick: and she won't tell me what she wants
Brendick: what the fuck do children eat
Ryro: uuuuhhhh
Brendick: RYAN I NEED YOU TO THINK QUICKLY HERE
Ryro: I DONT KNOW I DONT HAVE CHILDREN
Zeee: jesus fuck
Zeee: promise me that you two will never have children
Ryro: its not biologically possible for us to have children
Brendick: NOWS NOT THE TIME RYAN
Zeee: you know what I mean fucker
Brendick: SHIT ONE OF THEM STUBBED HIS TOE
Brendick: ONE OF THEM IS CRYING BECAUSE SHES HUNGRY
Brendick: and the other is calm
Brendick: he is the only child I like out of these three
Zeee: BRENDON TAKE CARE OF THE DAMN CHILDREN
Brendick: I DONT KNOW HOW
Brendick: SCHOOL DIDNT TEACH ME THIS
Zeee: oh my god
Zeee: ok I'm coming to your house to get this shit under control
Ryro: thank the fucking lord
Brendick: z you're my savior
Zeee: trust me honey
Zeee: I know
Zeee: these children would die without me
Ryro: why the hell did they put you in charge anyway
Brendick: because they think I can take care of children ?
Brendick: like I can't take care of a fucking artificial plant
Brendick: there's no way tiny humans can be left under my supervision and are expected to be safe
Zeee: damn what would you guys do without me
Brendick: we'd probably be dead tbh
Ryro: honestly yeah
Zeee: hm
Zeee: maybe I should leave then
Ryro: wow
Ryro: rude
Zeee: yup that's me :)
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There's a girl in my homeroom whose last name is Ross and like
I'm not saying she's related to Ryan Ross but
She's definitely related to Ryan Ross
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Ryden Kik
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