Ryden Kik

cxxi

Brendick: why the hell do people think that just because its the holiday fucking season shit suddenly doesn't matter

Brendick: like honestly one of my aunts is over and the first thing she fucking says to me is

Brendick: and I fucking quote

Brendick: oh, Brendon, nice to see you again. You're not still depressed, right? I mean, it is the holidays

Ryro: the fucking fuck

Ryro: that's not how life fucking works thanks

Ryro: at all

Ryro: ho ho ho bitches I'm still feliz navidying

Ryro: snow and festive shit doesn't make life better

Brendick: snowmen don't fix the economy you ruined, Karen

Ryro: burnt cookies don't get me a decent job, Karen

Brendick: seeing pictures of your cat in a Santa hat doesn't get me into college, Karen

Ryro: why are we bashing Karen so much damn

Ryro: what did she do

Brendick: idk it was the first really basic name I could think of

Brendick: and I just like using basic mom names like that its just great tbh

Ryro: hm

Ryro: I would've gone with Sharon

Brendick: fucker how dare you try to replace my main bitch Karen

Brendick: she is one of a kind ok

Brendick: you can't fucking replace Karen

Ryro: I'm not trying to replace Karen

Ryro: I'm trying to give her a sidekick

Ryro: MY main bitch, Sharon

Brendick: oh of course

Brendick: my bad, I apologize

Ryro: I ship Sharon and Karen

Brendick: same

Brendick: what's their ship name

Ryro: they actually can't have one

Ryro: their names are too similar

Brendick: shit

Brendick: what about last names

Ryro: bren they

Ryro: they don't exist

Ryro: they don't have last names

Brendick: well not with that attitude

Ryro: well do you want to give them last names

Brendick: not exactly

Ryro: so they can't have a ship name

Brendick: damn

Brendick: I still ship it tho

Ryro: yeah same 

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I missed my chance for a festive theme I'm so disappointed in myself