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Brendick: Ryan

Brendick: I finally have proof

Brendick: that its whats on the inside that matters

Ryro: yeah its called being a decent person

Brendick: no shut up ok

Brendick: I have a joke you dick

Ryro: oh

Ryro: sorry

Ryro: go on

Brendick: the proof

Brendick: is

Brendick: a refrigerator

Brendick: or

Brendick: a microwave

Brendick: or

Brendick: an oven

Brendick: or

Ryro: I get the point bren

Brendick: ok good cause I didn't have another thing to prove it

Brendick: but basically anything that contains food

Ryro: you make a good argument my friend

Brendick: wow

Brendick: "friend"

Brendick: I thought I was more than that to you

Ryro: well I don't know what the hell gave you that idea

Brendick: yeah I don't really know either

Brendick: well

Brendick: I guess it could possibly be the fact that you call me pretty much every night

Brendick: if I'm not already with you

Brendick: just to tell me you love me

Brendick: idk that's just a hunch tho

Zeee: aw

Zeee: wholesome

Ryro: fuck off Z

Brendick: but like can't you just text me every night

Brendick: why do you have to call

Brendick: like sometimes I'm really tired and I don't want to answer the phone

Brendick: but I have to

Brendick: cause you're a needy bitch

Ryro: I mean you don't have to

Ryro: if you don't answer I'm not gonna call back a thousand times

Brendick: ok but still why do you need to call what's wrong with texting

Ryro: I don't know

Ryro: just feels more genuine to say it instead of typing it I guess

Zeee: w h o l e s o m e

Brendick: why does that not look like a word with the letters spaced out

Zeee: because fuck you

Brendick: oh

Brendick: ok

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Even tho I can't have a book filled with shit peter has said I'm still gonna tell y'all some of the best shit on here so uh
Here we go

BD: ok so I need to work with the winds today, percussion, go to the hall. Charlie and Peter, keep the little ones in line
*like 20 minutes later, we're all laughing really hard at something*
BD: *pokes head in the hall way* what's so funny out here
All of us: nothing
BD: are you two keeping them in line?
Peter: hell yeah *hits drum sticks together really hard*
BD: yeah Peter, that's really threatening. They're quaking right now
Peter: I could throw these at them, would that be better? Just jab them in the eye with a drum stick?
BD: yeah. Yeah just blind all of them. That'll show 'em
Peter: wait that actually sounds really fun can I do that
BD: *pauses for a second* *quietly* I have a band full of psychopaths

So yesterday The Dick was talking to me and he was like "We used to sit right next to each other in every class, what happened to that?"
Like
I don't know
Maybe
Just maybe
The teachers realized that you annoy the hell out of me so they decided to put us on opposite sides of the room

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