Ryden Kik

lvii

Zeee: so did I miss anything important while I was gone

Ryro: define important

Zeee: you know what never mind

Brendick: FUCK SEND HELP

Ryro: what did you do

Brendick: THERES A SPIDER

Brendick: IN MY ROOM

Zeee: just kill it

Zeee: get a shoe

Zeee: and smash it

Brendick: BUT IF I LEAVE MY ROOM ILL LOSE THE SPIDER

Ryro: well

Ryro: you're gonna die

Brendick: thanks for the help Ry

Ryro: no problem

Zeee: wait how big is the spider

Brendick: HUGE

Zeee: how huge is huge

****Warning for aracnophobes, this shit is nasty. Even if you aren't aracnophobic, its disgusting and I want death.****

Brendick:

Ryro: HOLY HELL BURN IT

Ryro: THATS NOT A SPIDER THATS THE REINCARNATION OF SATAN

Zeee: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL IN THE ROOM GET THE HELL OUT

Brendick: I GOTTA KILL IT

Ryro: ITLL KILL YOU BEFORE YOU KILL IT

Ryro: GET OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE JESUS

Zeee: WE'RE IN VEGAS NOT FUCKING AUSTRALIA WHAT IS THIS

Brendick: IF I JUST LEAVE THE HOUSE ITLL JUST KEEP ROAMING AROUND

Brendick: I NEED TO KILL IT

Ryro: GET YOUR PARENTS TO KILL IT

Brendick: THEYRE AT WORK

Zeee: AT LEAST GET OUT OF THE ROOM

Brendick: NO CAUSE ITS IN MY BEDROOM AND I DONT WANT TO LOSE IT IN THERE

Ryro: BRENDON THAT THING IS BIGGER THAN YOUR FOREHEAD

Ryro: GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN HOUSE

Brendick: IM GONNA TRY TO CAPTURE IT IN A JAR

Zeee: YOURE GONNA GET THAT CLOSE TO IT ?????

Zeee: ARE YOU MAD

Brendick: IM OUT OF MY GODDAMN MIND

Zeee: OBVIOUSLY

Brendick: FUCK IT JUMPED AT ME

Brendick: RYAN IM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE

Ryro: OK YEAH GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

Ryro: THERES NO SATAN SPIDERS AT MY HOUSE

Brendick: are you sure

Ryro: pretty sure

Zeee: Pretty. Sure.

Brendick: what

Zeee: oh yeah I didn't tell you

Zeee: I had another dream

Brendick: oh no

Zeee: no this one isn't kinky

Zeee: you guys were in a band with Spencer and some other kid

Zeee: and your second album was called Pretty. Odd.

Ryro: huh

Zeee: you were like wanna be Beatles during it

Zeee: but then the first album you were edgy teen emos

Zeee: so a pretty big change

Ryro: huh

Zeee: did I kill the chat

Brendick: yeah

Zeee: oops

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My Latin teacher: *says some weird joke*
Entire class: What the fuck, what the hell does that mean
Teacher: memes
Class: ooh
Teacher: I love that to explain something to a group of 14 year olds I can just say "memes" and you'll all get it, no questions asked