Brendick: hey Ry want to make out
Spence: uh hey we're still here
Brendick: MEXICAN TAKE OUT****
Brendick: damn autocorrect
Jon???: "hey Ry want to Mexican take out" ???
Brendick: dammit Jon
Ryro: ok but now I really want Mexican food
Brendick: will taco bell do
Ryro: fuck yeah
Brendick: ok imma bring you taco bell
Zeee: goals
Ryro: :^)
Brendick: NO
Brendick: I'm not bringing you taco bell anymore
Ryro: :(
Jon???: why does only the smiley face get a nose
Ryro: I'm trying to redeem myself
Spence: is it working
Brendick: no
Ryro: but BrEeeEEEenNnnDooOoOnn
Ryro: I really want taco bell
Jon???: I'll bring you taco bell
Ryro: yay
Ryro: bren I'm replacing you with Jon
Brendick: noooooooOooOooo
Spence: excuse you
Spence: he's mine
Zeee: wait what you're actually a thing
Jon???: yeet
Spence: ...
Spence: not anymore
Zeee: 2 relationships over in one day
Zeee: wow
Spence: and it all started because Ryan put a nose on a smiley face
Jon???: good job Ry
Jon???: its all your fault
Ryro: sorry ?
Ryro: I mean
Ryro: not much I can do about it now
Brendick: wow you're not even gonna try to fix your mistakes
Ryro: I don't make mistakes
Spence: you made the mistake of dating Brendon
Brendick: WOW
Brendick: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS SPENCER
Spence: since when
Brendick: I'm so hurt right now
Ryro: ...
Brendick: Ryan I swear to god
Ryro: nice to meet you so hurt right now
Ryro: have you seen my boyfriend Brendon
Brendick: goddammit
Brendick: I hate you
Brendick: you and your stupid dad jokes
Ryro: :(((((((
Ryro: *cries*
Brendick: noooo
Brendick: don't cry
Ryro: *cries harder*
Brendick: stooooopppp
Jon???: this is lowkey goals
Ryro: *cries until I can't cry anymore*
Brendick: nnnoooooOoooOoOOoOOo
Brendick: Ryyyyyyy stooopppp
Brendick: yoouurree killliiinng meeee
Spence: rip
Ryro: *dies*
Zeee: this is like a really bad role play
Brendick: Ry I have taco bell
Ryro: oh wow its a miracle I'm alive again
Ryro: wait
Ryro: what is it
Brendick: cheesy gordita of course
Brendick: literally the only thing you'll eat from there
Ryro: :)
Ryro: this is why we're married
Brendick: ...,we're not married but ok
Spence: stop ruining dreams Brendon
Brendick: nah
Brendick: its too much fun
Jon???: wow
Jon???: that's dark
Brendick: racist
Jon???: oh fuck off
Brendick: :)
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During one of my classes the two kids the sit behind and next to me were arguing about something and the guy next to me was like "shut up dude, no one likes you"
And then the kid behind me said "Erin (aye that's me) likes me and that's all that matters"
Then the other kid, "Dude, Erin doesn't like anyone"
Like that's honestly so accurate
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FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...
