Ryden Kik

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Ryro: I remember

Ryro: in like fifth grade

Ryro: when we were all immature little bastards

Brendick: lol some of us still are

Ryro: why are you talking about yourself

Brendick: ok

Brendick: that was uncalled for

Brendick: but continue

Ryro: one of my friends

Brendick: woah you had friends before high school

Ryro: shocking i know

Ryro: but one of my friends prank called a bowling alley

Ryro: and pulled the whole

Ryro: "do you have ten pound balls? Then how do you walk?"

Brendick: a true classic

Ryro: and the guy who answered the phone was like

Ryro: "I get your mom to help me"

Ryro: and then hung up

Ryro: and my friend never recovered

Brendick: I'm extremely sorry to hear about the death of your friend

Brendick: wait

Brendick: out of curiosity

Brendick: who was this friend

Ryro: uh

Ryro: his name rhymes with Spencer Smith

Spence: WOW RYAN

Spence: IVE BEEN READING THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING

Spence: WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY IT WAS ME

Spence: AND JUST WHEN I THINK IM SAFE

Spence: YOU EXPOSE ME

Ryro: well

Ryro: this could've been avoided if you didn't prank call a bowling alley when you were 11

Spence: fuck off

Brendick: wow Spencer

Brendick: I always thought you were the innocent type in middle school

Ryro: you were horribly wrong my friend

Ryro: he was more immature in fifth grade than you are now

Brendick: god damn

Brendick: that's

Brendick: that's really bad

Ryro: right

Brendick: like no that's really fucking bad oh my god Spencer

Spence: y'all need to fuck off ok

Spence: let me live this down

Ryro: no :)

Spence: fuck you :)

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Why are some of the best songs out there barely two minutes long
Like it isn't fair
Even when I was like eight the songs I liked the most weren't even two and a half minutes
When I was eight it was Contagious and One Of Those Girls by Avril Lavigne
And now its happening again with Walls Could Talk by Halsey and Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea (still don't get that name) by Fall Out Boy
Is a longer bop really too much to ask for damn