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Ryro: I just had the weirdest thought

Brendick: oh boy

Ryro: so you know how mike is short for Michael

Brendick: ,,,where are you going with this I'm scared

Ryro: what if bike is short for bichael

Brendick: Ryan

Brendick: sweetie

Brendick: bike is short for bicycle

Ryro: you can't prove that

Brendick: I can tho

Ryro: do it

Brendick: ,,,

Ryro: exactly

Brendick: ok but you can't prove that its short for bichael either

Ryro: its called common sense honey

Brendick: common sense my ass

Brendick: when have you ever heard anyone say bichael

Ryro: when have you heard someone say bicycle

Brendick: a hell of a fucking lot actually

Ryro: no

Brendick: yes you bitch

Ryro: everyone says bike because its shorter

Ryro: and

Ryro: becuase its easier to pronounce than bichael

Brendick: oh my god

Brendick: do you wanna fight

Brendick: cause I'm getting the feeling that you really want to fucking fight

Ryro: let's go

Ryro: right fucking now

Ryro: you won't

Brendick: bet

Brendick: I'm coming to your house right now and imma punch you as soon as you open the door

Ryro: what if my dad opens the door

Brendick: I'll fucking punch your dad !!

Brendick : I don't care !!

Ryro: what if

Ryro: what if no one opens the door

Brendick: I'll punch the damn door !!

Brendick: there's nothing I won't punch !!

Ryro:

Brendick: FUCK

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Brendick: FUCK

Brendick: I don't wanna be like that damn child

Brendick: I take everything back

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