Brendick: how much Advil do you have to take for it to start hurting you
Ryro: um
Ryro: Bren
Ryro: you wanna talk?
Brendick: ?
Brendick: OH
Brendick: no no no no no no
Brendick: my head just hurts really fucking bad
Ryro: oh
Ryro: take two
Ryro: and maybe take a nap
Brendick: will you come over
Brendick: cause I'm lonely
Brendick: and if you're here I won't be alone
Brendick: and I'll sleep better
Ryro: I would but I can't
Brendick: whyyyyyy noooooottt
Ryro: my grandparents are coming over
Ryro: and my dad wants to make the house look really nice and shit so he can prove something to his mother
Ryro: don't know what exactly he's trying to prove
Ryro: but he's trying
Brendick: ugh
Brendick: fuck your grandparents
Ryro: do not fuck my grandparents
Brendick: IM
Brendick: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN
Ryro: well
Ryro: I gotta go
Brendick: noooo
Brendick: don't leave me
Ryro: I have to I'm sorry
Ryro: love you
Brendick: nooooooooooooooooooo
Brendick: come baaaààaaaaaaccck
Brendick: Ryyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann
Brendick: did you just put your phone on silent
Brendick: ugh
Brendick: great
Brendick: now I'm lonely
Brendick: my head hurts
Brendick: my boyfriends abandoned me
Brendick: I'm tired
Brendick: I need a nap
Brendick: I'm taking a nap
Brendick: unless
Brendick: someone
Brendick: comes back
Brendick: *sigh*
Brendick: fine
Brendick: I'm going to sleep
Brendick: goodnight Ry
Brendick: love you
Ryro: calm the fuck down I didn't abandon you I had to wait to sneak off to the bathroom
Brendick: zzzzzzzzzz
Ryro: oh
Ryro: goodnight Bren
Ryro: hope you sleep good
Ryro: and that your bitch ass sister doesn't wake you up
Ryro: I love you
Brendick: love you too
Ryro: put your phone down and go to sleep
Brendick: fine
Brendick: zzzZzzzzZzzzZzzzzz
Ryro: *sigh*
Ryro: I'm dating an idiot
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The snare in front of me after going up the Hell Hill™ at our home field: are anyone else's calves burning right now, cause mine sure as hell are
Pretty much everyone: fuck yeah. Fuck this hill
Band director: Jesus fuck y'all need to exercise more. Now I know why you're in marching band instead of football or some shit
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FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...
