UNKNOWN NUMBER, scalia

1. momlia

unknown number
it's amazing how cheap iguanas are if you get them from a guy in a van

scott

umm..
please don't hurt me

unknown number
oh this isn't lydia
lol oops

scott
lydia? lydia who

unknown number
like i'd tell you

scott
why not?
i'm not being creepy am i?

unknown number
....

scott
dang it
but I'm cute look

unknown number
wowza
wait who took that

scott
mah bff stiles

unknown number
stiles stilinski?
you go to beacon hills?

scott
yes ma'am

unknown number
oh same
ohhhhh you're scott mccall

scott
okay now you have to tell me who you are

unknown number
i don't know..

scott
please?

unknown number

so this is a picture of me
the name is malia

scott
😍😍 woah
more like MOMlia

-scott changed unknown number's name to momlia-

momlia
omg stop it
you're embarrassing me

scott
okay but a real picture of you

momlia
what do you mean
i love that picture of me though wuteva i'll send another

scott
you're pretty
but why are you holding a bottle of ketchup

momlia
why not though??

-momlia changed scott's name to scoot-

scoot
oh god no please don't
i hate when people call me scoot
jesus

momlia
but you're smol

scoot
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
WHY DOES LITERALLY EVERYONE SAY THAT

momlia
awwww it's cute when it's angry

scoot
it's?
i'm an it now?

momlia
you've always been an it

scoot
you met me like ten minutes ago
YOU DON'T KNOW ME

momlia
we technically didn't meet
but we should

scoot
we should
soon

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I know all the texts are messed up but I guess they didn't save right and now wattpad won't let me fix it sorry.

I'm so creepy and weird what did I just write. I DON'T CARE IT WAS FUN.

Anyways, school started yesterday and I already want to burn it down. I hate everyone there (even you lexi) (jk gorl).

And I fell on my wrist a few hours ago and it still hurts really bad. So my day was great :) thanks for asking.

If you liked my cringey story, remember to vote.

-Kelsie