44. the dog is scott, malia, & liam

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SCOTT & MALIA!

momlia
hey did you know i'm in love with you

scoot
hey i've actually heard that

momlia
hey that's awesome

scoot
hey i love you too

momlia
hey i'm happy to hear that

scoot
hey i'm happy to hear that you were happy to hear that

momlia
hey i'm happy to hear that you're happy to hear that i was happy to hear that

scoot
what are we doing

momlia
being relationship goals don't stop

scoot
can we be relationship goals at your house

momlia
my dad is there and i don't wanna see him soooooooooo
your house

scoot
my mom is here

momlia
i like your mom

scoot
yeah well me too
but i wasn't really planning in doing things my mom should see
or hear

momlia
omG
you're cute
sneak into my house

scoot
what

momlia
we can be all sneaky
pleeeaaassseeee
it'll be fun
r e b e l l i o u s

scoot
i've actually done that kinda thing before

momlia
i would prefer not to hear about your past relationships thank you
but don't you miss that rush

scoot
how would you know about the rush

momlia
you ain't the only one that's been in a relationship before hoe

scoot
did you just call me hoe

momlia
maybe

scoot
how am i a hoe
i'm a guy

momlia
sexist

scoot
sexy*

momlia
that too

scoot
thank you

momlia
but still sexist

scoot
crap
hEY
MY MOM JUST WENT TO WORK

momlia
does that mean what i think it means

scoot
what do you think it means

momlia
s e x y t i m e s ?

scoot
*wink wink*

momlia
too bad
you're sexist

scoot
*dramatic gasp*
how dare you

momlia
i speak russian
and because you won't come to my house and be goals with me

scoot
why would i do that and risk getting murdered when you could just come over and be home alone with me

momlia
because you love me??
but i see how it is

scoot
don't be like that fam

momlia
don't be like what

scoot
i'm calling the police

momlia
oh. my. god.

scoot
what

momlia
I SWEAR I JUST SAW THE CUTEST PICTURE OF YOU EVER
OH LORD
I NEED TO SIT DOWN

scoot
flattered af but what picture

momlia
wOwOwWowoEwOW
YOU'RE SO CUTE WHAT THE HECK
MARRY ME RIGHT NOW
I LOVE YOU

scoot
i LOVE YOU TOO BUT WHAT PICTURE

momlia
*yodels*

INSTAGRAM!

maliaelizabeth @scottym never holds me like this smh

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VIEW COMMENTS!

lydsmartin is that not you in the picture @maliaelizabeth

scottym wow i do look cute in this picture

maliaelizabeth stfu i'm (not) cuter @lydsmartin

maliaelizabeth and i told you child @scottym

alliargent THERE IS NOTHING SMOLER OMG

donebar ummm excuse me?? @alliargent

alliargent whoops forgot about liam for a minute sORRY PUPPY @donebar

bilesbilinski why is scott holding liam in this picture

iamascarf that's such a big dog though

kirayukii such a big liam* @iamascarf

thatssoraeken does scott have a twin

lydsmartin so far scott, malia, and liam are the exact same dog

bilesbilinski why did that make me think of incest

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Y'ALL THAt picture is so cute i cri

and i wrote half of this last night when i was tired and that's why the conversation is so weird.

-Kelsie

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