longest hour ever ?? Lmao it was like 5 yikes -kat //
Eddie:
Q. Have you developed your feelings for Richie yet? You seem to be unclear.
A. I uh. . I mean we're dating so yeah there are feelings
Q. when are you gonna do the succ
A. the what? I ca- is my mom gonna see this? And why was this asked six times. I wouldn't even know how I-
Q. dO YOU PERSONALLY THINK THAT YOULL BE ABLE TO LOVE THE S H I T OUTTA THAT TRASHMOUTH
A. I mean love is a very serious word and I don't think we're quite at that stage yet
Q. Hey boo boo, so when are you going to give Richie head? You can stop the act hun, we all know you're a bottom bitc h
A. I find this extremely offensive and I wouldn't be the on- wait I'm not answering this.
Q. on a level of no homo to TOO MUCH HOMO NO how homo are you?
A. homo enough to be in a gay relationship like I currently am..?
Q. Do you think Richie is attracted to u? Do you love Richie? Did you enjoy ur kiss? Do you plan on doing the dirty? 😏Where are you gonna do it?-use protection-Why can't you admit ur feelings to each other?Are u really gAy?Bisexual?-so many questions lololo-
A. I'm not allowed to drink coffee. My mom says it'll give me heartburn. Nice to see what happens when you have too much of it, though.
Q. does your mom know that you're gay and how would she react
A. I haven't talked to my mommy since I got here.
Q. What are Eddie's hobbies?
A. My hobbies are cleaning and riding my bike around Derry with my best friend.
Q. You turning gay for Richie Rich
A. Richie and I are.. dating
Q. hey eddie why does miss butterworth taste so good
A. Jelly beans
Q. you like richie don't you?
A. I guess you could say that
Q. If Richie declared his love in this exact moment, would ypu accept him and date? 💜😈
A. I'm already dating him
Q. Would you kiss Richie again??
A. I think uh I think that's what boyfriends do?
Q. Are you exploring the possibility that you might really be gay?
A. I can't answer this
Q. When will you date my bby richie
A. We are alReady dating
Q. your mouth is soap. You've gotta kiss trash mouth so you can clean his mouth
A. I -I'm
Q. hey sweet precious child. i just wanted to tell you that you guys aren't a convincing enough couple, maybe try to cuddle with him when the gang is around or like hug a lot. just a few tips from a girl who once pretended to date a gay guy so nobody would make fun of him.
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Fanfiction➳ Richie and Eddie are assigned as cabin mates for the reopening of Derry Summer Camp ➳ Richie wants to hook up with girls and Eddie just wants to survive through camp without getting hurt ➳ Somehow pretending they're a couple helps the both of the...
