Things Hana says that seem like fake subs but aren't.

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My favorite part of the music video was at 3 minutes and 1 second.

I like Amor.

Sarang is what I want to be.

I'm an elf. Sike I'm too tall.

I wish I was shorter.

F*** me. ( gets slapped by Jackson)

Cheese?! why would I want to smell like cheese?

I'm wild and sexy 2.0.

I'm the original tsundere in this household!

You can't like anyone besides unnie.

My brothers are off limits. They're cute little penguins.

My fandom are called Harts but I wanted it to be Hearts but someone misspelt it. ( looks at staff member)

I'm going to throw my shoe at you.

Joy is my wife.

I'm marrying my dog if I'm single by the age of 35.

I'm an aunt to Anna's babies. Nobody can tell me otherwise.

Anna is my favorite mom. She's funny. She's teaching me German.

Gunhoo would be my child if Anna ever wants to give him to me.

I want a kid.

JYP let me get married and have a baby.

I'm marrying in secret without telling anyone not even my future husband.

Babygirl? I think NOT.

I ain't no badgirl or good girl. Just a girl last time I checked.

Just cause I speak many languages doesn't mean I'm very smart.

Just cause I sing breakup and revenge doesn't mean that I ever wanted revenge on one of my exes.

186 cm is perfect.

Chanyeol would be marrying my family not me if we get married in the future.

My parents are peacefully but wouldn't hesitate to kill someone if they hurt me.

I've eaten so many pieces of papers that some people have put in my sandwiches.

I know I'm good at math but I hate eating numbers.

Fans ship me with my JYP family like crazy. BITCH NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

I LOVE DOBI !!! -2017

Dating isn't for me. [ LIESSSS]
> Caught in a lie. 🎶

My ancestors were mostly Kim or Park.

A fortune teller told me to change my name to Park Hana in 2016. Weird that I'm dating a Park.

*wiggles eyebrows* I want to make l- ( mouth is covered by Dylan and her other brothers)

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