Crack/nothing much happens
Valentine's day is coming! The day of love!
....or, as Ashleigh says, "the day singles can buy a shit ton of cheap chocolate without looking suspicious".
Ah yes, Ashleigh's always giving this type of life advices. Like "words can only hurt me if you're writing angst", "I drown my sorrow in my stories" or "You can dream, but be prepared that real life will crush those dreams with a hammer and shoot 'em multiple times".
Fun fact: "Angst" means "Fear" in german.
I checked the group chat created for our squad- nations dependant on someone, children of nations not representing shit and a very confusing, yet cheerful river. It had not been active for a while, but I saw that today there were some new posts. I'll add the human names/nation represented in the brackets.
The Ash ninja (Ashleigh Hudson/Hudson river) changed the chat's name to SINGLES CLUB😘
The Ash ninja: Yooo whatz up 😄
Frog jr. (George/La Manche): *Hello, what is up, you uncultured swine
Fred the Great (Frederick Williams): Who's a nazi now, eh?
Frog jr.: ...why did I even try...
The Ash ninja: *grammar nazi
Frog jr.: If you're going to speak english, speak it properly, why don't you😐
The Ash ninja: I'm speaking fluent american, bro🧐
Fred the Great: We've all got our slangs, Georgie. Du kannst nicht mich arretieren!
Frog jr.: *sigh*
Jarl (Andrias Kohler/Faroe islands): *gasp* did you just assume my relationship status?
The Ash ninja: You ain't got a date, am I wrong?
Jarl: ...no....
The Ash ninja: K, is there anyone who does have a date?
The Ash ninja: Didn't think so
Ikeaismyshit (Anni/Ålands): The hurtful truth, though...did you ask a certain someone out yet, Ashleigh?
The Ash ninja: NO BAD STOP
Fred the Great: WHAAAAAAT?!?
Fred the Great: NO CONTINUE
Ikeaismyshit: ..she wanted to ask someone out
Fred the Great: OH MY GOD
Fred the Great: Do I know him/her??????
The Ash ninja: DONT YOU DARE!
Ikeaismyshit: Yes, you know him
Fred the Great: screeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The Ash ninja: SAY NO MORE!!!!
Frog jr.: interesting indeed
The Ash ninja: YOU GET OUT
Frog jr.: What did I say???
The Ash ninja: YOURE DISTRACTING
Frog jr.: "Your thinking, it's distracting!" -Sherlock, s1 ep1 - Study in pink
Jarl: Ah, just a casual gossip..
Potato gnocchi (me): Oh boy, I'm scared and confused
Churro child (Gabriel): Me too, Gris, me too...
Potato gnocchi: I'm going to make some pasta, ciao!
Fred the Great: Sure, see you 🍁
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This was supposed to be in a long Valentine's day chapter, but eh. Thought I'd introduce you to the group chat of the squad.
Also, with Valentine's day close behind, I just had some of dat Gerita flashbacks...you know very well what I mean.
Up next: Real Valentine's day chapter - some of that sweet Gerita, but also Romano scaring Gris once again and Gabe having zero fucks to give.
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