they're all so hot wtf
i wasn't prepared for what was to come that night.
understatement of the year.
like i said, i definitely come across as a shy girl. so let's just say when i was offered to go the strip club with the band, i was hesitant. very, hesitant.
"come on babe, you know i've only got eyes for you but it's a lotta fun!" vince said to me, as they all stood before me, ready to leave.
i scoffed, "vince, you know i only met you like 5 minutes ago right?"
"yeah and if you call her babe again you'll get a kick in the balls." nikki said seriously, glaring at him. "you don't have to come with us lill, but if you don't you'll have to wait on the bus."
i crossed my arms and chewed my lip as i thought to myself. "i just think that the women and men in there...they don't have any respect for themselves."
"or our dicks, for that matter."
"yes tommy, and for your dicks." i said before me and the drummer snickered.
"listen girl, i hate it in there too. i just sit, drink, and fall asleep. the girls in there don't get one look from me." mick said reassuringly.
"that's true, he's an alien." nikki replied.
vince frowned, "yeah man, why have you never had a quick bang or two?" mick shook his head.
"maybe because the slobs round here that wanna "bang" me, bang everyone in the room."
tommy, vince and nikki looked at him, shaking their heads and looking confused.
"yeah? and what?" tommy said.
i rolled my eyes, "look you guys clearly don't speak our language so let me spell it out real clear for you, WE. DON'T. WANT. TO. FUCK. EVERYTHING. THAT. MOVES. LIKE. YOU. ASSHOLES." they still stood confused. "alright let's just go." i said.
the three riots high-fived, practically diving into the bus.
i sighed, mick still stood with me. "we'll keep each other company. if anyone tries anything, well, they'll get a guitar to the face." i smiled and blushed slightly.
"thanks spaceman." i said, still smiling, to which he frowned at the nickname, before smiling. i was a little shocked because, i'd never really seen him smile before. but boy was it-
"guys hurry up!" tommy shouted.
"after you." mick said, gesturing for me to get on the bus. i hesitated before walking up the steps.
[longer chapter next time (:]
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heaven ☆ mick mars
Fanfiction"is this hell or heaven?" "it's a god damn shit show, that's what it is." in which nikki sixx has a younger sister, turns out she's falling for mötley crüe's "finest".
