A/N: Hello again! Back to the fluffy stuff~ You probably guessed from the title, you, Hanny and a few others come together for a sing off! Also I'm McHanzo trash so here are my husbandos singing their hearts out! (See the rings?? :D)
Artist credit: Knife Bullets on Instagram, Tumblr and Twitter!
*first person perspective*
Hey, you know how I talked Hanzo into going to Disneyland? Well, I finally talked him into karaoke! We arranged a day to go to the bar beneath the base with Hanzo, McCree, Tracer and myself. I've sang properly before, but now I only just sing for fun these days. (I miss choir, bros! T-T)
We all trotted down the steps to the bar. The clean, polished air filled our senses, making us all smile. I was so curious to hear what Hanzo would sound like singing. I've never heard him sing before, but I won't mind if he sounded bad or good. McCree and Tracer instantly had their eyes on the bourbon and made their way over, chatting up the omnic that served there. "Heh, they're probably getting their drinks first just to boost up their confidence on stage," I snickered. "Perhaps I should, too," Hanzo replied, "I am a little nervous." He poured some sake for himself and me. "I bet you'll do well, cheers!" I declared, clinking his glass with his.
Of course, McCree started with "Old Town Road", doing some cowboy moves and doing finger guns at any second. So predictable he would sing that song!
"I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match~"
After he finished, he ordered another drink whilst Tracer selected her song to sing. "I can be next," Hanzo muttered beside me. I grinned at him, happy to finally find out what he sounded like singing. Tracer selected a song that definitely suits her!
"I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar!"
Hanzo and I both clapped for Tracer. I patted Hanzo on the back as he got up to pick a song. It's probably gonna be a Japanese song that we probably don't know, but I'm supporting it! The song started and he began to sing:
"Oshiete oshiete yo sono shikumi wo
Boku no naka ni dare ga iru no?"
Oh. My. God! An anime song! I didn't know Hanzo got into anime too! Not gonna lie, he sounds so amazing! McCree let out a whistle while Tracer jumped up and down to the music.
"Yuganda sekai ni dan dan boku wa sukitootte mienaku natte
Mitsukenaide boku no koto wo mitsumenaide
Dareka ga egaita sekai no naka de anata wo kizutsuketaku wa nai yo
Oboeteite boku no koto wo."
"YESS HANZO!!" I whooped out, jumping to my feet and enveloping Hanzo in a bone-crushing hug. We kissed on stage, making Tracer all grossed out while McCree laughed and gave another wolf whistle. "You did great, darling," I praised him, "boy, do I have a surprise for you and the others." Hanzo gave me another kiss, passing me the mic. I picked my song and began to sing.
(play the song~)
"Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare..."
I danced to the beat drop, hearing Tracer clap along to the beat. Feeling cheeky, I pulled out my sunnies and began to rap to the song with different lyrics:
(These lyrics are by Eagle8burger)
"Yo! This is the story 'bout a boy named Shinji
Living in the flooded streets of New Orleans
Gendo, Shinji's father, is a scientist, okay
So, he built a giant robot for Shinji's birthday!
Shinji's friend Rei knows how to bust a cap
When she's not fighting aliens, she's taking a nap
Without Asuka from Germany, everybody would be lost
Her country is responsible for the Holo...graphic Map!"
Hanzo cracked up laughing from that holocaust joke. Tracer just looked all confused. "You better watch Evangelion, it's some good shit on telly," McCree said to her. He gave me some finger guns as I continued rapping:
"Shinji said, "Thanks, Daddy, can I take it for a whirl?
And use it to help my friends save the world?"
Now c'mon, Shinji! Let's get this party on!
And kick alien butt in you EVANGELION!
Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot!
Your dad loves you! Get in the robot!
The cockpit's too small for a grownup
Kick some butt in your robot!
Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot!
Your friends love you! Get in the robot!
Aliens get scared when you show up
Kick their butt in your robot!
Yo! Shinji! Get in the robot!
It's not an EVA, it's a robot!
Don't eat a rice ball, eat a donut!
Get inside that ro-bot!"
Hanzo and McCree laughed out loud and cheered for me. Tracer on the other hand... she's still trying to figure out what the heck she just witnessed. "Tracer, you gotta see Evangelion!" I slurred out, feeling Hanzo's arm wrap around my waist, "it'll leave you an emotional mess, but it's awesome!"
The End!
A/N: A bit of a long one, most of em are covered by song lyrics! XD I loved to write it tho, and I can totally imagine Hanzo and the reader singing "Shallow" from A Star is Born! Ahem... I'M OFF THE DEEP EEEND WATCH AS I DIIIVE IIN I'LL NEVER MEET THE GROOOOUND! (Lol end me XD)
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