The title says it all lets do it BOIS-
Mansi: The verbal language is weird. Telling someone "you are shit" and "you ain't shit" are both insults.
Alexios: "You are not shit" is also a reassurance.
Sophie: But "You are not the shit" is also an insult.
Ruy: Okay, but "you are the shit is a compliment."
Nour, eye twitching: You guys it is 3 in the morning.
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Alvar: Two years ago today, I married my best friend...
Everyone: Awwwwww-
Alvar: Mansi is still pretty mad about it, but Ruy and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
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Sophie when she was first trying to deny her feelings about Ruy.
Sophie: Ruy made me feel things.
Alexios: What things?
Sophie: Feelings.
Alexios: Ruy made you feel feelings?
Sophie: Yeah.
Alexios: What a bitch.
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When the little Malvar baby comes along~
Ruy: *gets cut by a knife Sophie threw* Ow, for fu-
Alvar: Ruy, there are children present!
Ruy: For... fun's sake?
Mansi, not caring: Nice save.
Sophie: Yeah babe. Fucking nailed it.
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Sophie when Ruy first came with them to Inalia.
Sophie: Do you plan to follow us to Inalia?
Ruy: Yup.
Sophie: And you plan to join my Guild of killer warriors?
Ruy: I'm certainly not going to enjoy the weather.
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Nour, being the big scary training commander he is: Can you tell me why the fuck you are late for training?
Sophie, wearing cat-eye sunglasses, holding Starbucks, and clearly just woke up: Someone told me to go to hell.
Sophie: At first I couldn't find it.
Sophie: But now I'm here.
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Sophie when she was with the elves: I'm not special, I don't fit in, I'm just your regular plain jane with no confidence and being used in a *staring war with the Neverseen against my will, a puppet for the council and Black Swan to use...
Sophie now: Get in my way and I will run you over with a steam roller, hell fucking yeah I'm hot, but I use that shit as a weapon. Pretty faces hide the sharpest daggers. I come when I want too, I know who I am and NO ONE is gonna change that, especially you, Councilor Alina with your lame ass circlet and fucking castle, oh you wanna fight?! LETS FRICKIN GO-
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Tarot Reader: Now I will read your fortune.
Sophie: Cool, I guess.
Tarot Reader: Why is every card death, what the fuck? I don't even have this many death cards!
Sophie: Figures.
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A Guild of Moonlit Shadows (A KOTLC FanFic)
FanfictionThis is the second book in the Assassins at Dusk series by _Sibyline_, read Assassins at Dusk before reading this one! THERE ARE SPOILERS FOR ASSASSINS AT DUSK IN THIS BOOK, IM WARNING YOU. You. Have. Been. Warned. This story has very little smut, m...
