Tin Can and the Science Man (Tony Stark x Bruce Banner One Shot Series)

Suit and Tie

Suit and Tie

One Shot #3

Tony's POV

   I'm known worldwide for my suave suits and ties... so I wanted to wear a suit for my dinner date with Bruce. FRIDAY is keeping Bruce distracted while Nat and Steve help me set up for dinner. Clint and Thor are both in training right now but Nat and Steve were free and wanted to be useful. Bruce is currently in his lab (he pretty much always his). I shouldn't knock him for that though because I've had periods where I've holed myself up in my lab for days at a time. I've even been found with alcohol and broken bottles in there too. Needless to say, I've scared the crap out of my loved ones multiple times... I'm not proud of it but I can't lie about it either. 

An hour later...

 FRIDAY summons Bruce to the dining room and my heart begins to hammer in my chest. I really hope that he enjoys dinner. Thanks to Nat and Steve's help, we're having a delicious looking salmon, a shrimp ring with the proper dips to go with it, and scallops. We have Bruce's favorite kind of wine too, Pink Moscato. It's a giant bottle from Sutter Home. Pink Moscato isn't my favorite kind of wine but the Sutter Home brand of it is decent. They carry it in the smaller bottles too, four packs at most liquor stores in the city.  When Bruce walks in still in his work attire, he looks incredible handsome. The man could wear a trash bag and still look like gold. 

     Bruce looks at me in confusion but a smile tugs at his lips. "What's all of this for Tony?" I smile at him. "You've been working so hard this week and I figured I could reward you with a dinner date. Nat and Steve helped me prep this meal too. I hope you enjoy it." He gives me a soft smile. "Thank you for doing this Tony. This was incredibly sweet of you. You even lit candles that smell like lavender out for us. You're a wonderful boyfriend." I rarely blush but Bruce brings out that quality in me. "You're welcome Brucie." The two of us begin eating and Bruce seems to be pleased with the quality of the food, which makes my heart sour. I put a lot of effort into planning this dinner date.

      "So Bruce, tell me more about what you've been working on in the lab this week." Bruce gladly dives into a deep description of experiments he's been working on, most of which pertain to finding a way to fuse the Hulk and himself into one being. I gasp. "If you accomplish that, that would be really impressive Bruce. I hope you're able to conduct a successful trial on that soon." He smiles. "Thank you love. Your constant support of my work means the world to me." The two of us then joke around a bit and I decide to turn Spotify on. At random, one of my anthems comes on 'Suit and Tie' by Justin Timberlake featuring Jay-Z. I crank the volume up and bust some moves for Bruce's entertainment. 

I be on my suit and tie shit, tie shit, tie
I be on my suit and tie shit, tie shit
Can I show you a few things?
A few things, a few things, little baby 'cause
I be on my suit and tie shit, tie shit
I be on my suit and tie shit, tie shit
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few thingsWait a minute, you ready, JT?I can't wait 'til I get you on the floor, good-looking
Going out so hot, just like an oven
And I'll burn myself, but just had to touch it
It's so fly and it's all mine
Hey baby, we don't mind all the watching, hi
'Cause if they study close, real close, they might learn something
She ain't nothing but a little doozy when she does it
She's so fly (She's so fly) tonightAnd as long as I've got my suit and tie
I'ma leave it all on the floor tonight
And you got fixed up to the nines
Let me show you a few things (show you a few things)
All pressed up in black and white
And you're dressed in that dress I like
Love is swinging in the air tonight
Let me show you a few things (show you a few things)
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things, about love
While we're in the swing of love
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things, about love, heyStop, let me get a good look at it
Ooh so thick, now I know why they call it a fatty
And oh shit so sick got a hit and picked up a habit
That's alright, 'cause you're all mine
Ooh go on and show 'em who you call daddy
I guess they're just mad 'cause girl, they wish they had it
Ooh my killer, my "Thriller" yeah you're a classic
And you're all mine tonightAnd as long as I've got my suit and tie
I'ma leave it all on the floor tonight
And you got fixed up to the nines
Let me show you a few things (show you a few things)
All pressed up in black and white
And you're dressed in that dress I like
Love is swinging in the air tonight
Let me show you a few things (show you a few things)
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things, about love
While we're in the swing of love
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things, about love, heyGet out ya seat, Hov, uh
All black at the white shows
White shoes at the black shows
Green card for the Cuban linx
Y'all sit back and enjoy the light show
Nothing exceeds like excess
Stoute got gout from having the best of the best, is this what it's all about?
I'm at the rest-aurant with my rent, disturbing the guests
Years of distress, tears on the dress
Try to hide her face with some makeup sex uh
This is truffle season
Tom Ford tuxedos for no reason
All Saints for my angel
Alexander Wang too
Ass-tight denim and some Dunks
I'll show you how to do this young uh!
No papers, catch vapors
Get high, out Vegas
D'usses on doubles, ain't looking for trouble
You just got good genes so a nigga tryna cuff you
Tell your mother that I love her 'cause I love you
Tell your father we go farther as a couple
They ain't lose a daughter, got a son
I show you how to do this hun!As long as I've got my suit and tie
I'ma leave it all on the floor tonight
Baby got fixed up to the nines
Let me show you a few things (show you a few things)
All pressed up in black and white
And you're dressed in that dress I like
Love is swinging in the air tonight
Let me show you a few things (show you a few things)
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things, about love (love, love)
(Let, let) Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things, about love, hey oh

 Throughout the entire song, I lip sync like the nerd that I can be and Bruce even joins me by the end of the song. I gently tip him over my knee and kiss him despite both of our mouths tasting like an array of various types of seafood. Date night: SUCCESS!

I hope that you guys liked this one shot! :) -Mary