♛Chapter 31♛

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The twins, after finding out Saiki was a hard target to crack, went onto provoking Haruhi, and later onto one of their customers trying to seduce her for more money for Ootori to play around with backstage

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The twins, after finding out Saiki was a hard target to crack, went onto provoking Haruhi, and later onto one of their customers trying to seduce her for more money for Ootori to play around with backstage.

Though just as the girls began to squeal, yet again. While Suoh began to bull charge towards the twins, while Saiki joined, standing next to Ootori, where he knew he would be safe from the troubling blond, who got a grand first place award on Saiki's Ouran nuisance chart.

"Hikaru, Kaoru!" Suoh yelled as he came to a screeching halt, with a computer in hand. "When I gave you control of the club's website, I did so on one condition, that you'd take it seriously!" Suoh yelled as the twins looked at him, with blank expressions and triangle eyes.

Yeah, because those two are definitely serious Saiki stared at Suoh and his stupidity, what kind of idiot would trust the two kids who were known for cracking jokes throughout the day, and then trust them with an entire website?

Saiki paused, he was asking himself the wrong question, as he looked over to Ootori, who thoughtlessly wrote down some equations on his notebook.

"We have a website?"

Ootori hummed in approval, "Yes, we sure do." he said as he took out his pineapple computer-- the newest brand -- and flipped it open and backward to make it a touch screen tablet, poking around a little on his computer he raised the brightness and passed it over to Saiki, warningly, as if his nail could cause the entire system to crash, and he'd have to pay for this as well as helping out Haruhi on her debt.

"It's a fantastic way to get all the information we need from the ladies and their requests," he said, as Saiki saw that there was a bar tab with his full name fronted in cursive and stars, just like the rest of the club's name's were, only his was in a green, while everyone else had their respectable rose colors.

"We are testing colors out for you," Ootori said, "But I do believe that beige color suits you best," Saiki looked at him, while his finger hovered over his name, not sure if he should be clicking his name or not, considering that Suoh was yelling at the twins right now.

"Why beige?" Saiki had to ask, as he pulled his finger away from above his name and looked to the raven-haired devil, Ootori only chuckled a little bit, as he scribbled down a few design ideas for the following week's plan of dressing and theme.

"Oh, I believe beige is the color of the commoner's clothes, am I wrong?" Saiki knew it was better to not make an extension toward Ootori, or even a flinch, but with the computer still in hand, and Saiki (who knew that curiosity killed the cat) clicked on his name.

The screen with information about him, as well as photos, quickly popped up. It wasn't anything to be too surprised about until he hit the photos at the bottom, where Saiki was shown shirtless and covered in red and dark blue roses in a bed.

Saiki looked at the picture in horror, as a tea plate cracked in the hand of a girl, the young lady who was with Haninozuka and Morinozuka screamed in shock, while Ootori turned over, not grabbing his computer as he went to check on the girl whose plate just cracked.

But the girls seemed more interested in looking at the photo, than understanding that this was an invasion of privacy, even if the photo was real or not.

"Can you pull up Saiki-Senpai's?" a girl asked, as the twins looked at each other and chuckled, as they extended their arm and brought out a computer of theirs, and showed the un-wanted photo of Saiki, Haruhi seemed frozen in shock as the girls crowded around her photo, while Saiki just looked mad, Suoh looked just as mad, but for another reason, so he could 'protect' Haruhi not like he could do much because of the twins.

"Tell me when!" Suoh ran up to the twins and began to shake them down for answers.

Saiki chose to ignore the blond's antics and went to stand next to Haruhi Haruhi, though it wouldn't really do much help as her thoughts were blank trying to process what was happening, as she and Saiki were losing sanity.

If this shows up in a male porno magazine, I'm going to kill them. He threatened in his head, while even Haninozuka was looking at the photos of the two half-naked photoshopped people, his eyes darting left and right between screens, mostly looking at Haruhi's 'cuteness' though, and not the fact that Saiki looked like he was flirting from the picture.

"What am I going to do?" Haruhi said with her paper blank features, Saiki shrugged, and not-so helpfully said:

"You don't look horrible," Haruhi spun around, as her face was bright red. Saiki just looked down on her and shrugged, but before Haruhi could even attempt to stutter a word out to her senpai's complement, the twins told Tamaki loudly:

"Saiki-Senpai was supposed to be with red flowers," Hikaru shrugged, his brother followed, "We must have saved in the wrong color, 'suppose," the other finished, both with simple shrugs resting on their shoulders, with closed eyes as they looked away from their screaming boss.

Tamaki screamed like a mad man, as he gripped his hair and flailed on the ground like.

Stop acting like a fish out of water.

"You're imagining things." The twins said like it was obvious (It was, but not to their boss) "It's obvious that the photos have been altered," they said together, as Suoh's puppy crying froze mid-tear.

"Photoshop?" he asked dumbly, with all the emotion of relief coming out of his voice, "Saiki's and Haruhi's photos...were photo shopped?" Suoh replayed the words in his head, like a broken recorder.

"I think we have done a pretty good job," the twins smiled like they were innocent angels as they glided over to Suoh, who had a puppy dog surprised face, "We've got some major photo shopping talents," Kaoru said.

Tamaki ranged with a tick mark on his head, "You idiots! That's a waste of your skills! Have you no shame?" he yelled as he bounced between kids, yelling at the two.

Saiki had already gotten a headache, Good grief won't these three just shut up already. Saiki looked to the three and began to regret coming to Ouran. But I have to say, that is talent, no average person could do that.

Haruhi at this point was letting lose her spirit, and Saiki didn't even bother trying to put her soul back in place, "Lucky nuisance," was what Saiki only said as he watched the spirit fly, up, up and high into the air, but only returned to her body when she sucked air in, bringing her back to life.

"But if you're going to do it anyway," Tamaki said, like a fangirl to the twins, making Saiki wonder which side he was on, "Can you photo-shop her into this idol photo-book? Please?" he begged, endlessly as hearts of awed overflowed from him.

Good grief, can't you guys just stop?

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