The Psychic of Ouran | Ouran High School Host Club Saiki K Crossover |

♛Chapter 35♛

Look what was made!

By the wonderful: @WendigoHo
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Saiki, unfortunately, was not allowed to go back home at the time, as he had wanted to. As the twins still bickered amongst each other, fake or not, it got seriously annoying abnormally quickly, and the episode still had twelve minutes to go.

Saiki understood the point of this stupid acted argument, but that didn't make the twins any less good or worse. As the twins usually shared very similar thoughts, it would be easy to confuse them with one single person, but now that Hikaru and Karou had to play two separate people, rather than one very close pair of twins, Saiki now had two different thoughts to deal with.

"Oh, just cut it out already!" Kaoru screamed as the twins stormed up to each other with grit teeth and angered eyes, which were very clear as they knew what they were doing, and how they were performing this was very well coordinated, Saiki had to say, but just as annoying, "You are always the one who's crawling into my bed at night!" he screamed personal details, "Talk about annoying!"

"I only to that because you look lonely!" Hikaru screamed back, as the girls began to squeal and awe about this new information, rather than the fact that the twins, who never disagreed to each other were now yelling and throwing out very personal information like it was the most normal 'sibling' thing anyone could do, but yet again, this was all staged, so who knew if this was true or not. Saiki really wished this 'incest twins' thing was not carried out at home, who knew how much awkward information the maids and butlers have of these two.

True or not, thank god Kusuke and I don't have this type of relationship.

"I obviously would never choose to sleep in your bed, you homo-homo idiot! Why don't you invite Saiki-Senpai to sleep with you then! I bet you would just love that!" Hikaru brought up Saiki's name, as the girls screamed in the delight of that idea, imagining how much a night like that, could play out, Saiki was rather very uncomfortable by that idea. He doesn't have those types of human tendencies, and would not like to experience those tendencies any less.

"Who are you calling an idiot?" Kaoru yelled, at his brother, as he tightened his fist 'attempting' to lunge at his brother, but missed, the girls 'worried' about the outcome of this fight, more specifically they worried if one of their faces would be terribly damaged an they wouldn't be proper eye candy anymore, moving onto someone else.

Someone like Saiki.

Oh, how the strawberry pink-haired boy wished this argument was over and wished Haruhi had just said nothing or got the Which One is Hikaru game wrong, anything but this, anything but get attention from Blue blood girls (And some guys)

"You! You're still the one who sucks at math!"

Ootori stood next to Saiki, as he watched the twin's argument continue to play out, with a bland look on his face and his notebook wide open, for any later victims, he chooses to kill off--err in debt. The later victims that he chooses to in debt.

"Oh yeah? Well, you're failing your foreign language class, you big dummy!" Kaoru yelled back, at his twin gasped to his brother's words with dramatized anger.

Ootori took his four-eyed face out of his notebook and looked over to the twins, then directed his attention back to his notebook, cases of thoughts were not there, as he just inspected and wrote down information about the twins like he didn't need a brain to do that like it was second nature.

Saiki needed to keep a profile about Ootori, the raven-haired man was a danger to Saiki, if he had the ability to do without thinking properly, he was like a smarter Nendo, which isn't saying much as Nendou is as dense as dense could go.

"The way you grind your teeth is deafening!" They were now being terribly and very oddly specific, things no normal person (or even Saiki) would realize until it was brought up, by a very close or detailed inscribed person, a person like a trusty twin that they could speak anything to... or like a nerd that knows all information and is right a lot of the times, but he just talks too much or is over the top obsessed to have people believe him... damn Akechi Touma really left a dent into his elementary school brain.

"At least I don't toss and turn so much that I fall out of the bed!" Hikaru yelled, as Saiki already began to get the beginnings of an unnaturally rising headache that came from the constant yelling for the content a few minutes.

"Sex pixie!"

"Sicko!"

The twins yelled at one another, such strange and cruel words, that Saiki had to make sure they were saying that, and was not just a figment of his imagination... or someone's imagination.

"Your mama wears too much makeup!" they yelled together.

Don't talk about your mother that way, it's rude.

"That's it!" They said together once again, "We're over!" the two twins have broken up, as Suoh and Haninozuka began to wallow in tears, while Haruhi gave them a plain look, as Morinozuka gave a ting of emotion, with a swear drop on his tanned face.

Saiki and Ootori just watched this play out, with neutral faces, the second in command, also known as the Shadow Queen, began to use his brain again, as he did not expect to hear that.

"Saiki-Senpai!" Hikaru screamed across the room, as all the members of the Host Club perked up. "You're coming home with me, we're leaving now!"

"Hey! You big genius! We share a limo, how will I get home?" Kaoru screamed to his brother who was walking over to Saiki and pulling him by his arm, Ootori for some reason brought up his arm ever so slightly then brought it back down.

"Call your own!" Hikaru yelled as he walked through the door, with Saiki on the tail, the elder teen didn't even bother trying to pull back he knew that he was going to deal with nuisance number four.

Hikaru stopped by the door, as poked his head own the door looking at Kaoru who was devastated that he actually had to call a limo to pick him up as he would wait in the school, rather than having the limo wair for him at the school parking lot.

"I'm stealing your boyfriend!" Hikaru yelled and dragged Saiki outside and out the front where the Host Club and a few customers watched him get tugged away.