Supernatural Sister Imagines

Imagine #133: Blooper Reel

Alright so y'all have been asking me to do this for ever but for a long time I was hesitant because I couldn't really figure out how I was supposed to format bloopers in a way that they'd be funny. I guess I was always concerned that it wouldn't have the same comedic effect for you guys to read bloopers instead of watching them??? But nevertheless, I am going to try. Some will be actual bloopers from the show and others will be made up.

As usual with things like this:
Y/n= your name
H/n= hunter name
Crazy= genius

Anyway default age is 16 unless otherwise specified uhhh I hope these are somewhat remotely funny

A/N: I guess for these to be funny you kinda gotta imagine them happening??? Idk Idk how I feel about this

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Y/n, reading a news article: It says here that four people were found dead and another is missing. From the looks of the crime scene I'd guess we have a wengido on our hands.

*Jared and Jensen exchange amused glances, trying not to laugh*

Jared: ... A what?

Y/n: A wengido.

Jensen: A what?

Y/n: A wengido! Wait, why doesn't that sound right? Wengi— no, wuh, wend— wegnido— what is it? Wen...

*Jared and Jensen both bust out laughing*

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Y/n: Dean, wait! *attempts to run but her feet slide on the icy sidewalk and she face-plants. Jared and Jensen laugh as she struggles to get up, never breaking character* Dean, please, come back! *nearly does a split trying to get up* Ow, ow, okay help me up!

"Cut!"

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*Y/n is fake sleeping in a motel bed while Jensen and Jared try to film a talking scene*

Jensen: What do we do, man?

Jared: I don't know man. I guess all we really can do is try to—

Y/n: *snores 😴*

Jared: *waits for her to go quiet again* I guess all we can do is try to—

Y/n: *snores slightly louder*

Jensen: *struggling not to smile*

Jared: *waits, there is at least five seconds of silence before he tries again* Try to—

Y/n: *HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNWOOOO*

*Jensen busts out laughing as Jared shakes his head with a smile*

Jared: she's such an asshole

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Y/n, still struggling: Wend— wuh, weg— wengido— no, wend— oregano...

Jensen: this is painful to watch.

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The British Men of Letters are in the bunker. One of them, we'll call him Ryan, is bragging about the accomplishments he's made as a Man of Letters. In the script, Y/n is supposed to walk by and interrupt him to say "No one cares." But what she actually says, goes like this:

Jensen and Jared, drinking their drinks, uninterested: 😑

Ryan, smugly: I graduated at the top of my class at the university and competed in many varsity sports. I was valedictorian and was accepted into all the top colleges—

Y/n, walking through the bunker library with coffee in her hands: *calmly* you probably have a small penis.

Jensen and Jared: *choke on their drinks and immediately lower their heads to keep from laughing out loud*