Hermitcraft and 3rd/last/double Life Oneshots

💖⚠️Pride {Multiship}💖⚠️

Hello gays! I know, everyone does this, but I wanted to do it too cuz fook you.

Slight mention of morning sex in the beginning
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Today is 1st of June; the first day of pride month. Xisuma, Stress and False have been up all night decorating the entire server for this special occasion. They also made all the hermits a bracelet of their sexuality/gender flag each, and now they wer out delivering them. As they were at Xisuma's base, they decided that Etho's base was probably closest, so that's where they went first.

The three humans arrived at Etho's base. Stress was about to knock, but stopped and backed away when she heard noises coming from inside. This caused Xisuma and False to laugh.

Xisuma stepped forward, "stop fucking each other and answer the door!" He yelled. A few minutes later, the door swings open to reveal an annoyed Etho and an angry Doc.

"The fuck man!? What do you want?" Doc snapped, "babe, calm down. They mean no harm" Etho said, trying to calm him down.

"Calm down, we're only here to deliver some gifts" False said as she handed the boys both a neatly wrapped present, "you're welcome" she said, and the three started to walk away. "Thank you!!!" Etho shouted as they disappeared into the jungle.

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Ren and Iskall were chilling at the omega tree of doom together. They suddenly hear rockets and three people fly down into the tree.

"Hello you two. We have gifts!" Xisuma exclaimed and handed their gifts to them. "Thanks, guys!" Ren said cheerfully.

As happy as everyone was at that moment, there was some awkward tension hanging in the air between Stress and Iskall. You see, they had broken up a week ago on mutual terms because Iskall had realized his feelings for Ren. Stress was fine with this, so she told him to go for Ren; he deserves be happy, after all. She couldn't help but to still love him.

"Iskall, can we talk?" Stress asked timidly. Iskall nodded and led her to another part of the base.

"What is it?" He asked. Stress looked dow towards her shoes, then back up towards Iskall "I know you're with Ren now, and don't get me wrong, I am so, so, so happy that you are finally happy with someone you love. But..." she looked down at her shoes again, "I still love you! And... and... I know you  don't feel the same... I just had to tell you!" Stress was sobbing now, Iskall had his arms around her and was trying to calm her down.  "Listen, Stress. I love you, I have always loved you, but only ever as a friend. Somewhere out there is someone who will truly love you" this didn't help calm Stress at all; she kept crying.
"Iskall, I... I wanted to start a family with you and everything!" She called out. Iskall was shocked at this announcement; he couldn't find the correct words to convey his thoughts and feelings.

"I'm sorry, I'll leave" Stress tried to push Iskall away from her, but he wouldn't move. Just then, all the others walked into the room. "Ay, what's going on here, mah dude?" Ren asked, looking confused. Iskall sighed, "guess I should explain what's happening right now" he said. Ren sat down beside his lover, and Iskall started to explain everything.

"Oh. You never told me you two dated before" Ren said. Iskall was relieved that he wasn't mad, but then again, why would he be mad?

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Stress, False and Xisuma left the omega tree of doom after saying their goodbyes, and flew over to Keralis' base.

They arrived at the construction site and found Keralis, Bdubs and Xb all cuddled up together on the edge of the dock. It was honestly a cute sight.

"Hey guys!" False chirped up, "hi falsey. Hi Stress" Keralis exclaimed happily. When he saw Xisuma, his face lit up. "Sashwammy!" Keralis ran up and hugged him. This only made Xb giggle; he knew how close the two were, and he was happy that Keralis had such a great friend like X. Bdubs, on the other hand, felt a pang of jealousy course through is veins. Yeah, X was a pretty cool dude and all, but he couldn't help but to feel a little bit of hatred towards him. Keralis had admitted to Bdubs that he liked Xisuma as more than a friend. Of course, Keralis told X about his feelings, but he got friend zoned by him. There was no hard feelings, and the two remain the bestest of friends.

"We have some gifts for you lot" Stress announced and gave the boys their respective presents, then they said goodbye, and left.

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The next person they went to see was Beef. No on the server really had any idea of Beef's sexuality, so they just made him a rainbow bracelet.

"Beef~" X said in a sing-song voice, "we have a gift for you. Open the door" he giggled.

The door swung open to reveal a tired looking Beef. He yawned, "guys, don't get me wrong, I appreciate you being here, but it's literally 10 in the morning. Why are you here so early?" He asked. X shoved the gift in his hand, "this is for youuuuu. Now we shall be on our way. Goodbye, Beef" he said as the three walked away, leaving Beef confused.

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The trio were now back at Xisuma's base. They had delivered all the gifts too everyone, and were now taking a well-deserved nap, all cuddled up together.

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