Prinxiety and Logicality or no ship stories! Requests are open, but no smut! Angst, fluff, AUs etc are all welcome though! Demus or Desleep ore Remile are also going to be in these, but mostly as background ships. Uh, this is my first time doing a o...
So, I don't know is many of you know this but I am a m a s s i v e Dungeons And Dragons nerd. Seriously, I have three separate parties that I play in and one I shall soon DM. (It be baby's' first dm session, so excited!!)
Anyway, one of these parties is called The Rigged Dice and they are all bitches in their own right, so let me introduce them to you because I drew a picture of them which I actually really like for once (wait, no, I hate it now).
Vaa Nailo: A Drow arcane trickster rogue. He's a pansexual, cismale slut and you can bet he sleeps with whoever the heckity he wants. I'm not gonna go into his backstory here, but if you guys want to know, I will definitely oblige- aNYWAY, Vaa is 84, so he still has his child name but he managed to climb the ranks very quickly in Drow society before deciding all the murder, drugs, slaves and sex in the Underdark was boring and decided to venture up to the up-ground world of Namideen. He's neutral evil and we don't know why he hasn't killed the others yet. Maybe he actually likes them-
Shell On The Shore: Also known as Shell, she is a very lesbian Tabaxi bard. With a minor addiction to catnip and somehow high intelligence, Shell is the one person who actually could probably stop her fellow party members from killing each other. Her instrument of choice is a flute and her character belongs to my sister. She's 24, I think, and chaotic neutral.
Veit: I dunno his last name, but this guy's hilarious. The only straight guy in the whole party, a dwarven paladin with a serious alcohol problem. He's 87 and is never ever gonna get laid in his life, which Vaa finds hilarious and constantly calls him 'Dwarven Virgin' because of it. In retaliation, Veit calls him 'Elven Thot'. So, a quick note, Veit has a magic bottle of alcohol which will never run out unless he's in mortal danger. It's one of the reasons why he's always drunk despite being lawful good. Many funny scenarios have played out where the party was about to be assasinated but then the bottle of alcohol was empty and then they all started freaking out.
If any of you bothered to read this, you're probably wondering why tf you did and I can tell you that you've done it for no reason especially if you were just looking for Sanders Sides. But look, here's a crappy, badly done sketch in which I managed to get Veit's' beard wrong, make Shell look like a bald neko and forget what the elven words on Vaa's' sash looked like!
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This is really bad for two reasons, one, because I drew it and two, what is lighting?
