If they were at a filipino feast 🇵🇭

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Holy forking shirt balls I forgot it was Filipino American history month and we're already halfway through October 🤭. Good thing I remembered! Shame on me. So, anyway, pushing all the Halloween stuff aside for one day to share my culture with all y'all :).
I really want to go to another feast again, but unfortunately, due to how life is now, we cannot. Basically it's this big feast where family and friends sit and eat food only with their hands and the food is just laid out on banana leaves, no plates really. Damn, I'm hungry now. Anyway, this is what I think the gang would do if they participate in one.

-everyone is excited to eat
-steve is so happy with eating with his hands and that he can grab anything he sees
-Steve: "aaaaaaw yeeah! Eating nonstop with only using hands? That's the shit I be like. We need to have this more often."
-Pony and Johnny are so afraid to offend anyone or not do it right
-well, that's mostly Johnny
-Pony would be really interested on the culture and probably take notes to not forget
-Darry is being a dad and telling everyone to properly wash their hands before eating and don't do anything stupid
-Soda is drooling over the delicious spread and is practically begging for it to start because everyone has to be at the table and ready before you eat
-Dallas is like "Meh, why you all excited? This food probably ain't as good as the ones we have at home."
-Darry: "Dallas!"
-Dally: "What what? Just saying."
-Two is looking straight at the lechon (a whole cooked pig, sorry if you are vegan)
-he want to eat it so bad, he never seen a whole cooked pig before
-Two, whispering as he pokes it lightly: "There are probably a hundred hot dogs in there...This is amazing."
-they have to pray first before they eat :3
-which they lazily did but Pony, Johnny, and Darry actually prayed lol
-Damn they like a pack of wild animals they eating everything
-Two volunteered to cut the lechon
-he cut the stomach open and steam and the smell of delicious pork rises
-everyone awes and digs inside
-now the adobo (chicken of course)
-Pony took a bite and his eyes sparkled
-Pony, whispering and looking at the adobo: "It's so tender...this is the best chicken I ever had...I think I'm in heaven."
-Johnny, crying because he never had a feast so delicious: "Me too. Where was this food all my life?"
-Soda and Steve are eating like no tomorrow
-I swear they are shoving food in their mouths and not stopping
-Are they even breathing?
-I feel Darry would eat like half the lechon
-Darry really wants to make all this delicious food at home
-he's asking what are the ingredients and stuff
-Dallas is a picky boy
-Everyone telling him to just eat it's yummy but he refuse
-Johnny, points at the dinuguan: "Try that Dally, it's really good!"
-Dally: "Ew it's all mushy and black, what is it?"
-Johnny: "Just try it! It's good! Here."
-Johnny makes it for him, he puts the dinuguan on top of some rice
-Dally picks it up and looks at it with uncertainty
-he finally eats it and chews
-Johnny: "So...?"
-Dally, face lights up: "Oh man that is good stuff right there."
-Dallas doesn't realize how hungry he is and now he's trying everything
-he is satisfied now
-he asks one of the Filipino workers at the place they're eating at
-Dally, holding some dinuguan: "Hey, what is this stuff it's really good!"
-Lady: "That is called Dinuguan. It's is a stew with pork bits inside. The stew is made out of the main ingredient, pork blood."
-Everyone looks at her: "Pork blood?!"
-Then they all shrug and continue eating like no tomorrow lol
-they all laughed, talked, drank, but mostly ate
-after they are done, they all look like they are carrying triplets lol
-But they still have room for dessert
-Since they are still hooked on Filipino cuisine, they go Red Ribbon, a bakery filled with Filipino desserts (I want some now Aw)
-they all decided to get the mango supreme cake, a few small chocolate cake rolls, and some Butter mamon
-they also stop by to Jollibee to buy Halo halo, translated it's mix mix, and it's made up of so many sweet ingredients and it's a cold treat
-They're so full that they didn't eat the next day lol

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