The Complete 1st Saga of Ask or Dare: Cartoon & Anime All-Stars!
Season 1: October 3, 2020 - December 27, 2020.
Season 2: December 29, 2020 - February 23, 2021
Season 3: February 23, 2021 - May 31, 2021
Season 4 (Part 1): June 1, 2021 - June 11, 202...
Me: Hello everyone and welcome back to Ask or Dare: Cartoon and Anime All-Stars, now with the Konosuba crew! Where these 34 characters answer any questions or dares you ask them!
Chloe: *growling*
Me: What's up with her?
Mandy: Don't you remember? When Kazuma stole Chloe's panties?
Me: Oh.
Kazuma: Totally worth it.
Me: Anyways, let's start with the first question/dare!
Aqua: Oh... This is gonna be juicy!
Me: Aqua, your dare is to kiss Kazuma! LIKE YOU MEAN IT.
Aqua: WHAT? WHAT?! DO WHAT TO HIM?! DID YOU SAY, KISS HIM?!?!
Kazuma: YUCK!
Chloe: Consider this a punishment for your immaturity, Kazuma!
Kim: Well, you heard him, Aqua! DO IT!
Aqua: I don't wanna!
Lori: Do it or we'll call you useless for the whole series!
Aqua: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
Rachel: Then man up and do it!
Rory: Yeah, do it!
Kazuma: Oh god...
Aqua: Well, pucker up...
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Emily: AWWWWWW!!
SpongeBob: Bravo! Bravo!
*they stop kissing*
Aqua: THAT WAS AWFUL!!
Kazuma: *whiny noises*
Chloe: Learned your lesson, Kazuma?
Aqua and Kazuma: *Loud Puking*
Regina: Eww! Gross!
Grim: They've got it all over me robe! I just had this cleaned yesterday!
Pikachu: Pikaaa....(Really...?)
Me: Okay... While the janitor cleans up, let's go to the next dare. For your next dare, you guys are gonna react to a little video called WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK! This video makes me laugh my ass off everytime I watch it!
SpongeBob: Ooh! Sounds intriguing!
*Video Starts*
Patrick: Hey, it's Squidward!
Squidward in Video: It sure is comfortable here, now that SpongeBob's gone. I gotta get SpongeBob back. I GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK!!
Natalie: First, he feels comfortable with SpongeBob gone and then he's all like, I NEED SPONGEBOB BACK! Logic, what's that?!
Squidward in Video: Give me all the money in the cash register!
Ron: Squidward's got a gun?!
Me: Yep!
Squidward in Video: PEOPLE OF BIKINI BOTTOM! WE GOTTA GE-
SpongeBob: Hey, the old Nickelodeon logo is on the road! I miss the splat...
Me: Well said. The new logo still sucks.
*Squidward crashes into the Krusty Krab*
Emily: DID HE JUST?!
April: Yep.
Squidward in Video: We GoTta go!
Mr. Krabs in Video: But HoW?!
Squidward in Video: We NeEd some WhEels.
Regina: Why do they keep talking like they're retarded?
*shows Sandy in video*
Wade: Oh god! She looks awful!
Natalie: Well that's gonna haunt my nightmares...
*Sandy drives off a cliff*
Mackenzie: Did she just drive off a cliff and live?!
Ash: Yep.
Patrick in Video: I know, we gotta get SpongeBob back...
Billy: Why does he sound so depressed?
*Patrick in Video gives Squidward the key*
Lily: Wait, if Patrick had the key to SpongeBob's house the whole time, why didn't he go inside himself?
Clara: Lily, videos like this aren't supposed to make sense. It's best if you don't question it.
*video shows the portal*
Yumi: How does someone have a portal in their own home?
Clara: Like I said, it's best if you don't question the stuff in videos like this.
*Mr. Krabs, Sandy and Patrick in the video die*
Lincoln: Press F to pay respects...
*finally shows SpongeBob*
SpongeBob: There I am!
Rachel: .... Why am I not surprised?
Squidward in Video: SpongeBob, where's that Krabby Patty?!
Ami: Hang on! Squidward was just dying back there! How did he make it out alive?!
Clara: Once again, don't question it...
*Plankton stabs his eye*
Maya: OH DEAR GOD!
*video ends*
Me, Patrick and Billy: *uncontrollable laughter*
Spongebob:
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Kelsey: Well, that was something...
Me: *stops laughing* With all that aside, this seems like a good place to end off today's episode since it seems like everyone's gonna need some time to recover after watching that. Anyways, see you soon!
