HEDONISTIC
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- Parts 52
- Time 4h 18m
Ongoing, First published Oct 09, 2017
"There is a hopelessly romantic notion that two people can meet and instantly fall in love"- Amber said inhaling her cigarette. Frankie rolled her eyes; that was utter bullshit, the thought of two people meeting and forming a bond so deep that no one could break was fairytale material for her but for some reason her mind focused on Matty when the word love left Amber's lips.
A story in which Matty Healy falls for his brother's crush not knowing the shitstorm it would cause.
This is basically a parody to every fanfic everAll Rights Reserved
#111english
- Author's Note
- 1. Matty can't be pretentious before breakfast.
- 2. Frankie's priorities always include alcohol.
- 3. "Yeah bro i mean i could totally fuck her"
- 4. This chapter is mostly fucking
- 5. P.A.P: Pretentious Asshole Persona
- 6. Fuck make up.
- 7. DONT DO DRUGS KIDS
- 8. Idk what this chapter is about.
- 9. Frankie has fucked many people including her English teacher
- 10. Parties on Tuesdays?
- 11. Parties are great until you have to give your "friend"a blowjob
- 12. Matty and Frankie in a bathroom i mean what could go wrong ?
- 13. I wrote this slightly drunk after a party in which i kissed some dude
- 14. Frankie doesnt know how the fuck she ended up in Matty Healy's house
- 15. Matty Healy loves to overthink in the morning
- 16. Cuddles and kissing in the late morning.
- 17. Fuck off
- 18. Frankie's thoughts
- 19. Frankie is basically fucked
- 20. Pepto bismol brain
- 21. "You're the only healthy drug there is" is a nice line quote me on that
- 22. Matty is kinda fucked and he doesn't really care about it
- 23. I double updated today also this chapter is lowkey cute
- 24. The park
- 25. I'm milking the whole park thing cause i feel like its cute af
- 26. The rain and stupid confessions that do nobody good
- 27. Frankie was walking home
- Author's note
- 28. How the fuck Frankie ended in Matty's house AGAIN is beyond me
- 29. ITS MOTHER'S DAY AND I JUST WROTE 2838 WORDS OF SMUT IM GOING TO HELL
- 30. Please be naked
- 31. Matty's house decoration skills
- 32. The Healy brothers like the same girl and the plot thickens
- 33. Obscurantism, Family Dinners & Apple Juice
- 34. Black hole
- 35. Matty's old bedroom
- 36. Matty and Frankie are both pretty stupid
- 37. IM BACK: Matty is REALLY emo and Frankie doesn't know how to handle it
- 38. Gerard Way makes a cameo in this shitshow beacuse i have no standards
- 39. Gerard is really cool also Matty is sad but whats new
- 40. The phone call, goodbyes also Matty is a dick.
- Author's note
- 41. Frankie
- 42. Matty
- Author's Note
- 43. Matty and Frankie meet again and everything is kind of shitty
- 44. Frankie wanted to bury herself in a hole
- 45. Im too old to be writing fanfiction
- 46. Music 4 Cars
- 47. Coronavirus Angst
- 48. Frankie is back at it again
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