kimetsu no yaiba | | random texts

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uzui: welcome back to my youtube channel! this time, we will be learning a new vocabulary word to add to our collection!

uzui, rummaging for something in the cabinet on cam: last time, we learned about giyuu's milk. for a short recap, i'll be saying it again. giyuu-nyu. 義勇乳. okay, there we have it.

uzui: this time...

uzui: *pulls out a cat ear headband from the drawer*

uzui: EARS!

uzui, putting on the headband: ears in japanese are called 耳, aka, "mi-mi". yeah, it's pronounced mimi. just like that. definitely not me-me. pfft.

uzui:

uzui: sorry guys, i'm so unfunny today.

uzui: anyways, *takes off cat ear headband* we'll be using a new test subject! oh, friend. definitely meant friend. our new pun today is...

drumroll

uzui: SANEMIMIIIIIIII

uzui: sanemi is written in chingchong as, 実弥, and the first kanji (sane) for it means "truth". if you're familiar with osomatsu-san, there's the side series thing called "sanematsu-san", and the 実 in the depresso officer's name is the same 実 as in sanemi.

uzui: so perhaps we can say that not knowing the truth... keeps us sane.

uzui:

uzui: before my sub count decreases, let's have another lesson! we can very well say 'sanemimi' is as cute a name as shinazugawa himself. people often use it, the same as using an "n" for endearment, on close friends' names! for example, "sagiri" turns to "sagirin", and "nanami" turns to "nanamin"! kento nanamin!

uzui: so our sentence today is...

uzui:

「サネミミ(実耳)舐めたい」
sane-mimi nametai
i want to lick true ears (kanji),
aka,
sane(mi)'s ears (katakana)

uzui: well, have you taken an interest in learning japanese yet? it's a fun language to make puns in, but it requires a lot of explaining, so visit the duolingo owl when you're free! not sponsored. wish i was tho.

uzui: now it's not as straightforward and discreet as "giyuu-nyu" because gyuunyu was literally milk, while sanemimi is not even an actual word.

uzui, bringing out a lightstick: but that's okay, because our victim this time is an absolute idiot!

uzui: oh giiiiiyuuuuuuu~~~~

giyuu, his head popping up from the other side of the door:

uzui: hold this. *hands him cat ear headbands*

giyuu: *holds*

uzui: now lean very close to the camera while holding that headband to your cheek and say, "sanemimi nametai".

giyuu: *leans close to the camera and says sanemimi nametai*

uzui: now whisper it. sensually. like you're talking to a lover--

uzui:

uzui: like you're bathing a really good dog you've gotten so attached to!