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zenitsu: aaaaAaaAahHhHHh

tanjiro: what ―bro calm down

inosuke: the fuck is it all about anyways

zenitsu: FINALLY YOU ASKEDDD

zenitsu: SO YOU KNOW, THIS MORNING, I SAW THE WHITE HAIRED VLAD THE IMPALER―

tanjiro: genya's brother

zenitsu; YEAH WHATEVER, ANYWAYS, hE

zenitsu: he

zenitsu: ｈｅ

inosuke: are you laughing?

zenitsu: IM FUCKING STUTTERING YOU IDIOT

inosuke: WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLING AN IDIOT

zenitsu: hiiiEEEEEEEEKKKKK FORGIVE ME

tanjiro: WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING INSTEAD OF SPILLING THE ＴＥＡ

zenitsu: BECAUSE YOUR PIG

tanjiro: HE'S NOT MY PIG

inosuke: BITCH I OWN MYSELF

zenitsu: YOU FUCKING LIARS, NO ONE KNOWS WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH ROOMING WITH THE TWO OF YOU DURING MISSIONS

tanjiro:

inosuke:

zenitsu:

tanjiro: sorry, we should have invited you to join us in our nightly uno battles instead of assuming you were asleep.

zenitsu: WELL MOST OF THE TIME I AM ASLEEP, BUT GUESS WHAT, I CAN STILL HEAR SHIT

inosuke: ugh, well, shut it. you'd be so annoying when i put a plus four on you.

zenitsu: NOW WHY ARE YOU GANGING UP ON ME DAMMIT

tanjiro: go ahead and say what you were going to say, we're getting more and more out of topic here

zenitsu: a h ,  right.

zenitsu: i...

zenitsu: i saw genya's brother come out of the water pillar's room while fixing his disheveled clothes... this morning...

tanjiro: isn't― isn't shinazugawa-san supposed to be at the other side of the estate

zenitsu: EXACTLY.

zenitsu: AND I'M SURPRISED NO ONE POINTED OUT THAT THEY WERE CASUALLY TALKING TO EACH OTHER ON CHAPTER 32

zenitsu: BEFORE

zenitsu: GOING

zenitsu: TO SLEEP

tanjiro and inosuke: *GASP*

inosuke: ... and?

zenitsu: THIS CONVERSATION ISN'T FOR STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE YOU

tanjiro: ZENITSU, THAT'S MEAN

zenitsu: OH DAMN YOU ALL, IF ANYTHING, I'M THANKFUL I DON'T HEAR THE SOUNDS I'VE BEEN HEARING ALL NIGHT LONG WHEN I'M IN A ROOM WITH YOU TWO

tanjiro:

inosuke: were they trying to kill each other? i think they're on bad terms

zenitsu:

inosuke: don't worry, i won't kill kentaro. he's good at fighting.

tanjiro: awww inosuke

inosuke: BUT NOT AS GOOD AS ME, OBVIOUSLY *proud pose*

tanjiro: ahaha... of course, of course~

zenitsu: AAAAAAAAHHHH GOD WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THISSSSSSSSS

♡ elswhere ♡

sanemi: *SNEEZE*