kimetsu no yaiba | | random texts

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mitsuri: huh? i can't find tomioka-san anywhere...

iguro: said he quit being a hashira. now he's working on the streets.

himejima: such a poor, poor child. he thinks he wasn't worthy of this job.

mitsuri: ... that's actually really bad!

shinobu: *fake sobbing* he'll die out there... without a single friend to take him in or help him...

mitsuri: sh—shinobu-san! so you do care!

sanemi: bitch threw his sword to the ground and said he'd become a musician.

tokitou:

tokitou: excuse me what the fuck

mitsuri: so??? what's happened to him?

iguro: rengoku and uzui went looking for him.

sanemi: pretty sure the latter just went to a red light district or something.

tokitou: lolsame

shinobu:

tokitou:

sanemi:

shinobu: we're in the taishou era.

himejima: poor, poor child. have you gone back in time? are you from 2019?

iguro: i honestly cannot comprehend how exactly we were literally just supposed to stop talking after checking in on giyuu.

mitsuri: well, that's how it always happens in these books. especially with the serva—

rengoku: WE FOUND HIM!

uzui, lagging behind: man, he's absolutely nuts. *dumps a sack infront of him*

shinobu: shinazugawa-san, tokitou-kun, please apologize to him for accusing him of ditching the quest for the whores.

tokitou: i'm absolutely sorry for thinking you'd go hoes before bros.

sanemi:

sanemi: yeah, that.

uzui: it's fine, so long as i made a flamboyant entrance~

uzui, thinking: well... actually, i found him near my favorite whorehouse. don't get me wrong, my wife is a friend of theirs and i need to deliver some hand cream from time to t—

himejima: please, let us get to the point before this goes further out of character.

rengoku: i have absolutely no idea what this all means, but i agree! let us ask tomioka (is it -kun or -san im confused, he died so soon i barely remember anything about h— ah oops spoilers— yes—) about his odd endeavors.

sanemi: *yanks giyuu out of the sack* so? the fuck you thinking?

giyuu:

sanemi:

giyuu:

sanemi: seems like this bitch won't talk. *raises fist to punch the shit out of giyuu*

mitsuri: wait, shinazugawa-san—

shinobu: so? what were you doing out there, giyuu-san?

ps, i don't fucking know what they even call each other, please educate me in the comments.

giyuu: