an extremely normal day in the kny universe:
oyakata-sama: these three children, *gestures at tanjiro, inosuke, zenitsu* have been naughty lately. please give them the appropriate punishment in order to discipline them. i am counting on you, the pillars.
uzui: pick your poison, you gremlins.
zenitsu: what will the punishments be? *hyperventilating* don't tell me one of you is secretly vlad the impaler's reincarnation—
sanemi: scuse me who the fuCk?
zenitsu: OH MY GOD IT'S HIM— I KNEW IT— I KNEW YOU WERE SOME NASTY EVIL VILLAIN OUT TO GET US
sanemi: I AM— *thinks, gives up on arguing as zenitsu continues to wail in the background, slaps a palm to his face and sighs*
rengoku, whispering to sanemi with his lips not moving: you gotta read vlad the impaler's bio later. it's interesti—
sanemi: *slaps rengoku*
obanai, from the distance: pretty fuckin gay if you ask me
kanroji: times like these i wish i had a modern-day videocam...
tokitou: ngl same
giyuu: *looks at tokitou*
tokitou: ok boomer.
giyuu: ... i didn't even say any—
shinobu: please close your mouth, the atmosphere doesn't need any more pollutants.
giyuu:
shinobu: don't breathe through your nose either, please, your bacteria is all over the place.
sanemi, out of context: *sighs*
shinobu: oh?
sanemi: *sighs* the fuck do you want
shinobu: i should be asking you that, shinazugawa-san.
sanemi: *extra aggressive sigh* could you n—
shinobu: stop that sighing. if you want to do it at maximum potential, along with the moaning, go get a room with tomioka-san.
rengoku:
giyuu:
uzui:
uzui: i... i can get you guys one?
inosuke: HEY WE'RE GETTING A LITTLE OFF TOPIC HERE
shinobu: ara ara™, that's right, we should get back to the point of this chapter.
obanai: oh man, finally
obanai: psh, lazy author just trying to make shorter chapters, actually. it insults me that they're manipulating me, turning me into a character which agrees with them on this matter.
mitsuri: sssshhhhh the fourth wall—
uzui: *clears throat* anyways, y'all, the three of you
tanjiro, zenitsu, inosuke: yes
uzui: according to oyakata-sama, you should be punished accordingly, for some unkown "naughty" acts you have done.
shinobu, whispering to rengoku: sounds pretty kinky to me, but alright...
giyuu: my punishment is... *peeks at copy hiding in his sleeve* to swing your sword 400,000 times by dusk.
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