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sanemi, sliding the door to the living room open harder than he cried when genya died: guys.

sanemi: tomioka giyuu is fucking gone.

uzui: who?

rengoku: *slaps uzui* are your memories back?

uzui: man.

himejima: what happened?

sanemi, going over to the group to sit down: well. kinda just woke up, meant to give him the shit, then he was gone.

tokitou:

tokitou, genuinely horrified: are you guys exchanging weed?

iguro: *looks at tokitou just as horrified*

shinobu, running into the room: tomioka-san is gone!

uzui: what is happening today and why are the people who hate him the most the first ones to report to us about his disappearance

rengoku: so you do know who he is!

uzui: who?

sanemi: you're not a fucking owl, tengen. get your shit together.

uzui: but what if i wanna be an owl?

sanemi: that's impossible???

uzui: ok boomer, atleast i have dreams. guess yours died with your mom.

sanemi:

iguro: bold of you to assume he had them in the first place. *to sanemi* did you?

sanemi:

himejima: i think you're all being a little too mean...

rengoku: i agree! shinazugawa-kun, don't mind the--

sanemi: whO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A BOOMER YOU ABSOLUTE NUMBSKULL?

uzui: I MEAN YOUR HAIR IS WHITE

sanemi:

sanemi: ... SO IS YOURS???

uzui: hA?! nAnDaTTe tEmE? you wanna fight, boy?

sanemi: oRRRA YOU WANNA GO!?

shinobu, breaking in between the two of them: ok, ok, i know the author is kind of a massive weeb but can we please calm down and assess the current situation? tomioka-san is gone.

iguro: why'd you even care

shinobu: mitsuri cares too you know.

iguro: oh well shit damn mmmmmmmmMmmmmMmmmMmmmMMmmm i'm all ears.

kanroji, in the middle of panicking in giyuu's room where they found him gone:

rengoku, rubbing sanemi's chin to appease him: so! what do we do?

sanemi: *purring*

uzui, whispering to tokitou: dogs don't purr. do they?

tokitou, whispering back: he's on cat software

himejima: couldn't it be that he had just fled off somewhere to, say, run some errands or make some purchases?

shinobu: that IS possible, but his stinky clothes and hungry wallet were gone too.

uzui: the hell you even looking for him man

shinobu: i was about to pour ice cold water on his face this morning, okay? i was so excited. but well. guess things don't really go along according to plan, huh