modern streamer uzui, ending his stream: and that's it guys! spread your love, not your legs. do it the uzuway!
stalker in comments who's been harassing him the past week: i'd do both for you!
uzui: i don't remember saying spread your stds.
supportive comment: yeah! sick-in-the-head transmitted disease. fucking creep.
uzui: no, no. uzui don't bully.
stalker, hearing the police knocking on their door:
uzui: uzui find you too. *ends stream*
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