kimetsu no yaiba | | random texts

20

2019 au

uzui: hello there, my bros. you, sanemi, have you lost no nut november yet?

mitsuri: *chokes on drink*

sanemi: ... the fuck's that

uzui: are

uzui: are yOU SERIOUS HAHAHAHAHA

sanemi: like i said, what the HELL is it?

uzui: *wheezing* it's— pfffHAHAHAHA

rengoku: it means you are not allowed to eat nuts at all for the entire month!

sanemi: ah. that's kinda stupid, but ok. any nut tho? or just peanuts?

uzui: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT EVEN FUNNIER, RENGOKU?

mitsuri: *on the ground, laughing*

shinobu, patting mitsuri's back: breathe

uzui: "aNy NuT" HAHAHAHAHA

rengoku: any!

sanemi: k

uzui: SOMEONEHELPME *wheeze* GOD FORGIVE ME

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jr edition

zenitsu: ... so, inosuke, have you lost NNN yet?

inosuke: the fuck's that

tanjiro: it means you can't eat nuts on november

inosuke: oooh ok, any?

tanjiro: hmmm, most likely. is that the reason why our nut bread isn't selling this month?

nezuko, worriedly looking at zenitsu who is shaking from silent laughter, hunched over his table: ...