douma, complaining: ughhh why is it always like this? *dramatic pose with his fan*
muzan: ok what happened this time bitch
douma: *sighs*
muzan: spill the tea sis
douma: aw okay, so you see, i alllwaaaayyysssss get abandoned by potential friends. i think it's because they're jealous of me.
muzan:
douma: ugh why am i so perfect, indeed? it's hurting people!
muzan:
akaza, from the other room: we're not jealous of you, your attitude is just bulshit, douma! face it.
douma: even akaza is saying that because he couldn't get laid as a hu--
akaza, barging through the wall: FUCKING BASTARD
muzan, staring at the broken wall:
akaza: I FUCKING HATE YOU *punches douma*
douma: ahHAAA~
muzan: careful, he enjoys getting beat up.
akaza:
muzan: that's why i gave up on punishing him. goodluck. *leaves room through the crack in the wall*
akaza:
douma:
akaza: honestly, just whAT is WRONG with you dammit *cries and storms out of the room*
douma:
douma: see, they left me again because i'm so perfect!
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