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by noxiousseraph

by noxiousseraph

there once was a boy named sanemi.

sanemi had nice eyebrows.

everyone around him kept complimenting him about his nice eyebrows.

"hey, sanemi, those eyebrows look sick!"

"sanemimi, your brows are on fleek as always!"

"i... i didn't... ehehe... want to tell you th-this but... ehehe... i-i jack off to a picture of yo-your eyebrows every... n-n-night... ehehehe..."

no matter what kind of person, they were undoubtedly captivated by sanemi's eyebrows.

one day, as he walked into a gay bar with his ever-glorious eyebrows, he bumped into a man named rengoku kyoujuro.

rengoku had weird eyebrows. they were curved upwards.

"hey, nice eyebrows you got there! can i borrow them?"

rengoku kyoujuro picked up sanemi's eyebrows from sanemi's face and stuck it under his eyebrows that were curved upwards.

"thanks, shinazugawa sanemi! i love my new eyebrows!"

sanemi, falling off the couch and waking up: FUCK

sanemi, getting up from the floor and pointing a hairbrush at giyuu: FUCK I DONT WANT THIS ANYMORE I JUST WANT TO SLEEP IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

sanemi, waving brush at giyuu: GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT

giyuu, getting out:

giyuu: : (