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kimetsu gakuen

zenitsu, screaming: iNOSUKE THERE'S A BUG IN YOUR RICE BALL

inosuke:

zenitsu, panicking as if it's his rice ball: OMG GET IT OUT OF THERE GIRL WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT IT FOR

inosuke:

inosuke: fuck's wrong with you? it's just a bug. *eats*

zenitsu: *screams*

inosuke: bro i've literally eaten a cockroach as a kid, a ladybug is just seasoning.

zenitsu: WHY ARE YOU USUALLY VERY AGGRESSIVE BUT THEN YOU'RE CALM IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS

zenitsu: AND WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EAT A COCKROACH I--

tanjiro: oh hey guys

zenitsu: TANJIRO

zenitsu: INOSUKE ATE A BUG

inosuke: and a cockroach when i was young

tanjiro: oooh so you guys are talking about weird stuff you've eaten, huh? let me join!

zenitsu: no

zenitsu: no tHAT'S NOT WHAT

tanjiro: i once ate lotion as a kid! i forgot most of it, but i remember my mom trying to get me to throw up.

inosuke: nice. how 'bout soap

tanjiro: aaah accidentally did that too while i was working on the soap carving project we had waaay back. i was kind tired so i just fell face-first into the soap shavings.

inosuke: HAHAHA THAT'S STUPID! I ONCE FOUND A GREEN BAR OF SOAP AND THOUGHT IT LOOKED LIKE THE CANDY I ATE THE OTHER DAY SO I BIT IT!

tanjiro: but why?

inosuke: i was hungry okay

inosuke: AND I REAAALLY LIKED THE CANDY

tanjiro: i see, i see!

inosuke, hyped at the competition: HOW ABOUT PAPER

tanjiro: hmmm... if you consider bad bread as paper does that count

inosuke: HAH! THAT'S STUPID. I SAID PAPER, NOT BREAD, STUPID GONPACHIROU, I'M STILL BETTER THAN YOU

tanjiro: that might be so (；´∀｀)

zenitsu: *crouching in the corner and eating his rolled tamago and octopus hotdogs, crying* im glad... *sniff* im so glad i didn't have to eat paper as a child... thank you grandpa...