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i saw a picture and i just had to make this. kind of a different thing than usual (actually really different ffs) (and a little cringe pls dont sac me) but eh

kny playing the classic, ever-living pocky game

tanjiro

- "are yOU SURE THIS IS OKAY"

- breaks pocky without eating any of it (or very little because he tried) and aggressively waves arms around while reeling backwards

- is very quiet in the corner afterwards

zenitsu

- thirsty boi is very willing to play and will literally chase a girl around to play with him

- the kind of guy who gets creepier as the distsnce between the two of you gets shorter

- will aim to kiss the other player (if it's a girl. straight up refuses if not)

inosuke

- doesn't

- he eats the pocky

- i love him

side note oh my god i miss the days when my daily diet was pocky and noodles and that's it

nezuko

- is absolutely clueless and will aim to eat majority of the pocky to win

- you will get a free peck on the lips because she just wants the food ok

- this will make tanjiro very aggressive so you must not play with nezuko infront of him

kanao

- she has magic; you will literally be frozen for some reason and the next thing you know, you've lost

- smiles at you afterwards

- breaks the pocky real fast so you won't even catch the "moment" on cam

genya (oh boi)

- will literally wordlessly walk out of the roon or wherever place you decide to play this game (IF and only if you're a girl)

- he would 100% be ok with it if it was a guy tho, and will not give a shit whether or not he kisses the other guy bc winning is everything

- so i can really see fujos screaming in the bg when he does that

giyuu

- is he even invited

shinobu

- will refuse at first but after a few more tugs at her competitive side, you will automatically lose

- would ask someone to take a video (considering it's a modern setting because who does this in the taisho era)

- will challenge everyone and will most likely win the overall game

rengoku

- will actually kiss you just to win and because he thinks there is nothing wrong with a friendly gesture (he is not french, just friendly)

- "TASTY"

- insert the classic, "licks corner of his mouth" afterwards because the pocky tastes good but everyone just thinks it's suggestive because YOU ALL READ TOO MANY DOUJINS.

sanemi

- will not

- "fuck you"

- walks out

uzui

- is actually the game master who hosts these kinds of things

- will not play but will be in charge of videos (for playful blackmail maybe) and scoring, and managing the pocky

- will also supply your party needs because he just wants to have some fun

kanroji

- way too blushy for this

- is also kind of a tanjiro but will actually play

- "no regrets, doing it for the food--  AH WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE SO HOT"

obanai

- as you might have guessed, he will be keeping a very close eye on kanroji

- will refuse to play, will literally just be waTCHING YOU AND KANROJI

tokitou

- game master 2.0

- you can see him latched to uzui's arm all throughout and will be handing out the pocky sticks (will also be eating out of the current box while watching everyone else)

- if he plays though, he will "brute force" the game and before you know it, he has both kissed you for 0.5 seconds and has won the match

himejima

- that one friend who doesn't attend because responsibilities

- but he does get invited unlike giyuu

yushiro

- "OK I WILL PLAY AS LONG AS TAMAYO-SAMA DOES NOT, YOU PLEB" (and that is why she will not be on this list)

- deadass wins with his trademark frown

- that one player who actually follows the rules

demons too, or should this be the last of this... very unprecedented content i have procured today?