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giyuu: @ everyone who finds fun in bullying me, you just gotta be patient. i know we all want me to die but muzan's gonna kill us all anyways so we, yeah, we just gotta wait.


tanjiro, barging into the butterfly estate at 3 am: shinobu-san, i don't mean to be rude but what did you say to giyuu-san this time?


shinobu, anticipating this arrival when giyuu walked out on her this afternoon: well... i told him he smells like a wet dog and that he should take a bath because his hair looks really greasy.


tanjiro: 


shinobu: *sighs* i know


tanjiro: he's been in the bath since eight o'clock!


shinobu: why are you a master at unintentional guit-tripping


tanjiro: we're out of hand sanitizers!


shinobu:


tanjiro: during a c*r*n*virus outbr--


yo stay safe. always take baths. no hoarding. 

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