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my ugly cousin

jin:
Kim Jisoo!!!

jisoo:
yes dude, that's
me😎

jin:
chu, I'm not playing
around here

jisoo:
yeah, you can't play
around, there's no
playground

jin:
what the?!

are you for real
now?

jisoo:
i know my beauty's
out of this world but
yes my dear cousin,
i'm real

you could also say
that goddesses are
real, i'm the living
proof

jin:
wow, where do you
get the confidence

eww

jisoo:
incase you forget,
we're cousins

jin:
so?

jisoo:
so i get the confidence
from you mr. I'm wOrlDwiDe
hAndSome yOu knOw~

jin:
wtf

you're unbelievable

is it the effect of having
a boyfriend?

jisoo:
yeah, so you should
get yourself one too

jin:
what? I'll get myself
a boyfriend too?

jisoo:
stupid, why would you
get a boyfriend?

ofcourse it's girlfriend!

duh, where's your
common sense seokjin?

jin:
meanie~ ㅠㅠ

anyways, forget about
it, I need to talk to you

jisoo:
dude we're literally
talking rn 👄

jin:
shut up chu

I'm serious duh

jisoo:
you're serious but
there's the word duh--

jin:
kim jisoo😑

jisoo:
kim seokjin😏

jin:
yah!

stop being a tease!
you have a lot of
things to explain

jisoo:
oh wow, news flash!

i don't have anything
to explain

what are you even
talking about?

jin:
really? then explain
why aren't you picking
up your phone?

i've been calling you
for 12 times already!!!

and don't even say that
you turned off your
phone

or it's in a silent mode
because you're srlsy
active on facebook

jisoo:
really? you're calling
me? hahahaha

jin:
excuse me, what's
funny?

jisoo:
hahaha

pabo, it's because my
phone's in Taehyung

we exchanged our
phone earlier. it's his
phone i'm using rn and
mine was on him

he's probably busy
on his practice or he
really intended not
to answer your call,
hahaha

jin:
what? who the hell
would exchange their
phones?

jisoo:
me and taehyung duh

and besides, that's a
usual thing for couples,
exchanging items and stuffs

jin:
eww corny

jisoo:
shut up, you're just
salty because you're
single

jin:
oh please

i'm not bothered being
single

i'm waiting for the right
woman, duh

jisoo:
now who's corny?

waiting for the right
woman? lmao

dude the right woman
won't came if you won't
make a move

it's not like we girls are
the ones to approach
you

make a move and look
for her

waiting for the right
woman doesn't translate
literally on sitting back
and waiting for a sudden
girl to pop up infront of u

go look for her and when
you found the right woman,
that's when destiny made
it's role and let the two of
you guys meet

jin:
so you're some sort
of a love guru now?

but thanks for the
advice, I won't take it

jisoo:
what?

dude it's literally the
best advice i gave you

jin:
correction, it's the
'only' advice you
gave me

jisoo:
whatever

still, it's a good advice,

why won't you take it?

jin:
it's because i'm kim
seokjin duh

it's not in my vocabulary
to look for the right
woman

i'm so handsome to
make such effort

and besides, i have
lot of girls crawling
over me, I could just
pick anyone from them

jisoo:
you literally asked me
where i get such confidence
earlier when you urself
was overflowing with it too

im'ma leave you here

gosh, u're stressing me
out, bye

jisoo went offline

jin:
wtf?