I slump down at the table and Fou jumps on top of it.
"Foun, fou, fooou! (Special translation: Orange! Cassis! Orange!)"
"Oh, hello there. Just you and Sir Fou today? Can I get you your usual Black Beast Grease mix?" The bartender offered.
'Oh, uh... I have a bunch already...' I thought.
"Fou, fooou... (Special translation: I hear you... that grease is addictive...)" Fou nods alongside me. Suddenly something was sent my way. I look up to see a Holy Grail sitting in front of me.
"Where'd this Holy Grail pop up from!?" I turn to the barkeep, "what's going on here, barkeep!?"
"Courtesy of that customer over there." He points to the customer sitting behind us. A familiar figure sits there smiling with a blush on his face. He looks like a Caster.
"Mmm, I loved that reaction of yours! It's so nice to be able to take a video so easily these days! Oh, don't worry, it's on me. Go ahead, take it!"
"Merfooou! (Special translation: you grand good-for-nothing! How are you still alive!?)" Fou angrily starts attacking him.
He laughs, "you might want to cut that out, Cath Palug, before you get yourself banned!"
"Y-you're..." I try to say his name, but I couldn't. I wonder why...
He looks over at me holding Fou tightly, "well sure. You're still dreaming so of course your mind is a bit hazy. As for me, I'm the greatest Caster that over was or will be. Please, call me Mister Sheep. I have to say, though... that was a great show. Regrets from the youthful days he can never go back to... repentance in his twilight years... homesickness... mmm, talk about hard-boiled.
I'd love to try playing that sort of grizzled old man type myself someday!"
"Golfou. Dofooou. (Special translation: well, you've got the 'scum of the earth' part down pat.)"
"Anyway, consider that cocktail there my payment for the show I just attended. Hm? A Holy Grail's way too much, you say? Ah, what's the harm? There's plenty more where that came from, right? Why not just go ahead use them all on me?" Mister Sheep slyly smiled. My eyes start to slowly blink.
"Whoops, it looks like you're about to wake up. All right, see you later, then! Hopefully, we'll meet again at the next Golden Heroic Spirit Theater! Personally, I'm hoping for an Altria harem next time. Farewell, au revoir, and good night!"
Fou glares at him, "fou, fooou! (Special translation: this prick never changes!)
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Fate (Boku No Hero Academia x Reader) (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionAll Kusanagi (Y/n) wanted to do was live out the rest of her life in peace with her family after saving the world twice. But it seems that Nezu has other plans for her. I do not own Boku No Hero Academia and the images that I use!
