CHAPTER 58: URARAKA VS MINA

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Dark Me: Bi1ches!!!!!!! LOOK WHO LANDED HERSELF A JOB!!!!!!!!

Me: *sobbing in happiness* I AM NOT A NEET ANYMORE!!!!!!!!

Dark Me: WE WILL HAVE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

Me: *still sobbing* Not much but YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Deku: Congratulation!!!

Bakugou: Tch! Nothing worth celebrating Nerd!

Me&Dark Me: HEY!!!!!!!

Deku: Don't say that!!! They worked hard and to landed a job in this kind of environment is pretty impressive!

Bakugo: So?

Dark Me: TRY TO LIVE WITHOUT MONEY AS$HOLE!!!!!

Me: Yeah! What she said!! Bakaho3!!!

Bakugou: Yeah! So what!! Now, you have a job, the time you spend on writing BAKUDEKU will decrease right!

Me&Dark Me: ....

Deku: ...

Bakugou: THAT IS WHY IT IS NOT WORTH CELEBRATING!

Deku: Oh, Kacchan... *Hug the pouting soon to be porcupine"

Me: Awww~ Don't worry, even if my time for you guys would decrease but-

Dark Me: I WILL NEVER STOP BI1CH!! I WILL CONTINUE TO WRITE THIS MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!!

Bakugou: ... Better keep that promise you da** Author!

Me&Dark Me: Cross my heart and hope to die!! XD

Bakugou: Hmph! *cross hands*

Deku: Hihihihi *giggle cutely*

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"YIKES!!!! AIN'T THAT WAS AN EXPLOSIVE BATTLE!!!!!!!!!"

Yelled an extreme hyper Present Mic, totally oblivious toward the poor ears of his companion.

'Lucky I have brought extra ears plug!'

"IN A FLASH OF AN EYE! IIDA HAD DISAPPEARED ONLY TO BE BOOMED BY BAKUGOU, THE HUMAN BOMB BOY!!!"

Retold in a shorter version by Mic as he is jumping up and down in his seat and obviously doesn't care or bother by the dead-pan stare of a teen who is half his age.

'Yeah... everyone was there and witnessed it-'

(Dark Me: or read it~

Me: *spray holy water* NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!! BAD GIRL!!

Dark Me: *Hiss*)

'-so the extra yelling was not necessary, Mic-san!!!'

Thought of a pouting Cinnamon roll as his ears started to hurt

'The ears plug are useless!!!!'

As Deku continues moaning internally for his poor ears, an elbow nudges him

"NOWWWWWW!!!! LET'S LISTEN TO OUR NEWLY FAVOURITE LITTLEEEE LISTENERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

The crowd cheers loudly as the gentle voice spoke

"Even though the match was short but it has shown clearly each of the participants' skills and their quirk in great depth."

Just like that, everyone's attention has stolen by the green bean.

"With the contestant, Iida Tenya-"

The dark blue-haired boy stands straighter in attention much like a soldier's attention to his commander.

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