{Chapter 71} Shit about me haha yeah sad I know.

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So yeah, y'all deserve to know a bit more about me so why not yk 🤩

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I'm already dying, okay, hi, yes.
My name is Lisa, I know, a basic bitch name, I hate it too.
I'd rather have the name Elisabeth 😔

I'm a minor, not younger than 13 tho, just so you know (not sharing my age since that's just a big no).

I'm very bad at math❤️❤️❤️

I'm Dutch, yaaaay..

I love to draw, shift (no shit), watch the hp movies and read the books.......

I sketch on every single page in my classes, I do it automatically, it's very annoying sometimes.

I have a resting bitch face which has ruined everything for me!!
People call me depressed and 😀

I have blue or green eyes, idk tbh, it's difficult to tell since the lighting always makes it look fucking different 🤬🤬🤬

I have 5 cats😏😏😏😏

I have 1 brother (he's 12) and a mother and father, my brother has anger issues.
Like, seriously, wtf🤨

My favourite songs are Rasputin, Clair de lune, Lights down low, What falling in love feels like, Where the citrons bloom, Howl's moving castle (the main theme), Experience by Ludovico Einaudi, Ms. Jackson, Every song from Michael Jackson, Burning pile, 34+35, Daddy AF, Me and my husband, daddy issues, Tag You're It, Home by Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros, Every song from Freddie Dredd, and well, many classical music thingies.
I love classical music so much pls

I hate the colour orange (guess what, my whole school is orange.)

My favourite colour is green 👌

I love snakes and cats 👌👌👌

I want a stick bug as a present on my birthday 🤩🤩 (30 November, yes)

Lol my room is a mess 24/7

I'm totally not in love with Lucius

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Lucius when he finds out about this "fact":

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Lucius when he finds out about this "fact":

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I'm polysexual

I literally can't eat food in the morning, food is just so disgusting on that moment..

I dye my hair like once a year🤩
Yesterday I went dark red😏
Like very dark red, I like it
My natural hair colour is a bit brunette tho, but it's ugly so yeah.

Editing is fun but most of the time I don't feel motivated enough to make something good

I have a private tik tok account but I don't even show my face on that shit 💀

Musical.ly is better than tik tok

I'm only attracted to people who are way older than me

I'm white, pretty pale, I literally shine so bright sometimes!!!!

Ngl, I'm horny af most of the time.....
People always think that I'm innocent like bitch no, I'm not innocent AT ALL😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'm the quiet kid🤩😍 (obviously)

I'm a Slytherin, like I once said, not for fucking Draco, I hate him, I'm in slytherin because all the quizzes I took said Slytherin 😱😱😱

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This is my favourite shifting subliminal

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I'm going back to therapy for the fourth or fifth time😍😍😍😍

My grades are bad, it's embarrassing, really.

I only like fictional men and real+fictional women.

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Fun fact: I'm gonna shift rn bye

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