Privacy? Privacy Who? (naruto Fanfic)

BBQ talk

Enjoy my stupidity
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Break time...finally .

The rookies and their senseis all gathered in the BBQ restaurant for break and food.

Thankfully , the other guy didn't open his mouth about the matter once .

Naruto sighed in relief , ignoring kiba's doubtful gaze .

"If you're lying you can just say so, I won't judge "

Naruto flinched.

He spoke too soon.

Way too soon.

A silence reigned over the table as everyone settled down and went quiet .

'Motherfucker-'

Naruto silently considered fully breaking the seal and letting kurama loose .

"No kiba , I'm not fucking lying" He spat , earning a bunch of surprised reaction.

Kurenai gasped .

"Language"

That went right over everyone's heads .
"What is he talking about ?" Ino asked curiously , leaning over the table a bit.

'Of course she will ask' naruto sweat dropped. She was a gossipy type of person, 'just like her father' someone once pointed out.

  Kiba , thankfully, didn't acknowledge her question , much to the girl's irritation.
Instead he focused on naruto .

"You're not bullshiting me ,are you ?"

Naruto growled loudly , surprising everyone again .
"No, you dog brain having asshole!"
 
   "Who are you calling a dog brained asshole , you fucking twat" kiba stood up abruptly, pointed at naruto with an enraged expression.

"A 'twat' !? Is that all you have !?" Naruto mimicked his actions.
  But before either of them could take the first swing , the Nara stepped in.

"Calm down both of you, you're making a fuss" he sighed "you guys are troublesome."

Naruto dropped down back into his seat with a huff.

  Kiba grumbled something under his breath , sitting down again.

"What is going on anyway?" Choji asked looking up from meal.

Naruto wasn't exactly easy to anger up to the point of acting hostile .

Something interesting must be up.

"What is naruto lying about ?" sakura asked , putting down her drink with a small frown.

"HEY !" The blond exclaimed "why do you assume I'm lying!?"

Ignored .

All eyes focused on kiba. The senseis were being awfully quiet.

Naruto silently cussed them for not stepping up and saying anything. 

It's not their fault  , he's just angry. 

"Well?" Tenten asked .

Kiba glared at the blond for a second before speaking out .

"Well...naruto says he's fucking someone , and he smells like sex"

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..

...

Wow

Naruto couldn't help but sweatdrop at the boldness.

"But that's total bullshit ! I mean ..no offense to you naruto , but who would sleep with you !?"

And suddenly surprise was switched with anger .

"That's rich coming from a  v i r g i n" naruto stuck out his tongue.

'Fucking dog breath'

...

Isn't he forgetting something ?

Naruto glanced around at everyone seated at their table.

'Oh uh'

Everyone , shikamaru included , stared with wide eyes..

"What ?" Naruto asked

"You...you're dating...somebody?"
Unexpectedly , the question came from the,normally quiet, stone-faced hyuuga.

  "Uhuh, I am.."

Hinata fainted .

And the table brust into chaos.