Hi all! I was thinking of making an incorrect quotes chapter and found some incorrect quote generator, (Just google Incorrect quotes and click the first incorrect quote generator you see) aaaand wel i ended up taking way to many hehe... So i decided to split them up in 20 per chapter, which means: There are 6-7 chapters gonna be incorrect quotes, and personally i think it'll be very funny, though some bits may have ooc stuff. Sorry! Please bear with me.(PS: Most quotes were literally copied, a couple i have changed a little.)I hope you enjoy!
-Lunar
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1.
(Y/n): On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Lunar: In between "It's an avocado, thanks" and "How did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you Star?
Star: Probably "road work ahead".
Marco: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
2.
Marco: I think we're missing something.
Star: Teamwork?
Lunar: Cohesion?
(Y/n): A general sense of what we're doing?
3.
Star: Why is Lunar so sad?
(Y/n): They took one of those "Which character are you?" quizzes.
Star: And?
(Y/n): They got Marco.
4.
Star: Have you seen a person named '(Y/n)' around here?
Lunar: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Marco: It looks fine to me?
Lunar: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
5.
Marco: How did none of you hear what i just said?!
Lunar: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Star: I got distracted about halfway through.
(Y/n): Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
6.
Marco: I think (Y/n) was right...
Lunar: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say "I told you so".
Star: They wouldn't do that.
(Y/n): You're right Star, for once, your 100% right. I would never say that.
*(Y/n) turns around, the shirt they are wearing says: "(Y/n) told you so." on the back.*
7.
Lunar: *Screams*
(Y/n): *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Star: Shouldn't we do something?!
Marco: No, I want to see who wins this.
8.
Cop: You're getting a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Lunar: Shit.
(Y/n): Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Star: OH MY GOD MARCO FELL OFF!!!
9.
*Star is helping (Y/n) out after they got injured*
Lunar: How does (Y/n) look?
Marco: A little better than you, actually.
10.
Lunar: Listen, I can explain...
(Y/n): You're making €500.000, and you're only gonna pay me €30.000?
Star: You're getting €30.000? I'm getting €1.000!
Marco: You guys get paid?
11.
Marco: Dammit, Star!
Star: What?! it wasn't me!
Marco: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, (Y/n)!
(Y/n): Not me either.
Marco: Oh... Then who set the house on fire?
Lunar: *whistling*
12.
Marco: (Talking about Star) Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
(Y/n): Are we stealing them?
Lunar: New or used?
Marco: Wonderful responses, both of you.
13.
Lunar: *gently taps table*
(Y/n) *taps back*
Star: What are they doing?
Marco: Morse code.
Lunar: *aggressively taps table*
(Y/n): *slams hands down on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
14.
Marco: (Y/n) isn't answering their phone.
Star: I'll call.
Marco: Lunar and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
(Y/n): *through the phone* Hello?
15.
Lunar: I just ended a 4 year relationship.
Marco: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
Lunar: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Star and (Y/n) fighting across the room*
16.
Star: Is stabbing someone immoral?
(Y/n): Not if they consent to it.
Lunar: Depends who you're stabbing.
Marco: YES?!?!
17.
Star: Is Lunar sleeping or dead?
(Y/n): Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Marco: Yeah so did I.
Lunar: Okay first of all, F*ck you-
18.
Marco: I know you snuck out last night, Star.
(Y/n): Play dumb!
Star: Who's Star?
(Y/n): NOT THAT DUMB!!!
19.
(Y/n): Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Marco: I think you meant cards.
(Y/n): *pulling knives out of their sleeves* No, I meant knives.
20:
Star: Hey Marco,
Marco: Yes?
Star: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Marco: ...Marco: Where's (Y/n)?
Aaand done! I hope you enjoyed! This is the first one of the incorrect quotes chapters! If you liked it, then good news! There'll be a couple more! Anyways have a good day/night everyone!
-Lunar.
Time spent writing: about one and a half hour?Next: more quotes!
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