Yes here we are with another incorrect quotes chapter!
I STILL NEED MORE QUESTIONS FOR THE Q&A!!!
GO TO THE CHAPTER NAMED Q&A TIME!!!
I'd also like to remind you that these incorrect quotes are not meant to offend anyone.
Enjoy!
-Lunar.
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1.
Lunar: Goodnight moon.
Lunar: Goodnight tree.
Lunar: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
2.
Lunar: *addressing the group* And if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestions box.
Marco: But - that's just a trash can.
Lunar: It sure is!
3.
Lunar: This is such a bad idea.
(Y/n): Then why are you coming along?
Lunar: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
4.
(Y/n): Are we going too far?
Lunar: No, no, no. We went too far about seven hours ago. Now we're going to prison.
5.
Marco: *watching the news* Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
(Y/n): *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a bitch.
6.
(Y/n): *Accidentally hits Marco in the face*
(Y/n): *Trying to decide between saying "I'm fucking sorry" and "Are you okay?"*
(Y/n): ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Marco: What is wrong with you?!
7.
Lunar: I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case.
Marco: Lunar, that's a coma.
Lunar: Sounds festive.
8.
Marco: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works...
Star: *drinking toast* Why would you say that?
9.
(Y/n): In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Star: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?!
(Y/n): No! Four to five seconds!
Star: Too late!!!
10.
3rr0r: You're my best friend in the whole world, I'd do anything for you.
Hayden: I want you to to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
3rr0r: Absolutely not.
11.
Marco: What are your goals?
(Y/n): To pet all the dogs.
Marco: No, fitness goals.
(Y/n): To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
12.
Marco: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Lunar: You mean literally or figuratively?
Marco: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
13.
IDKJUSTSOMEONE: How many children do you have?
Lunar: Biologically, legally, or emotionally?
(Answer for those who are curious: 0, 0, a lot. (in that order.))
14.
Lunar: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine.
Marco: How can you still say that?!
Lunar: Because sometimes, when things get rough, denial is all we have.
15.
*Alters having dinner together*
3rr0r: Izuki, can you pass the salt?
Izuki: *throws Jack across the table*
16.
(Y/n): Why are your tongues purple?
Marco: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Tom: I had a red one.
(Y/n): oh
(Y/n): ...
(Y/n): OH
Star: ...
Star: You drank each other's slushies?
17.
(Y/n): *Walking into a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Marco: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FU——G STAIRS.
18.
Lunar: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Marco: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Lunar: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
(Alternative response: Yeah you're SUPPOSED to jump over them...)
19.
(Y/n): I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Marco: You're like 15 years old.
(Y/n): I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
20.
Janna: This is bothering me.
Jackie: Well, you ARE digging up a corpse.
Janna: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty normal actually.
21.
Marco: What's your biggest weakness?
Lunar: I can be uncooperative.
Marco: Okay, can you give me an example?
Lunar: No.
22.
Phiona: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes.
Jack: I'LL WASH THE WALLS WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Phiona: Kay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time?
23.
(Y/n): I turned out perfectly fine!
Marco: (Y/n), this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
(Y/n): I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!
24.
Lunar: So that's my plan.
(Y/n): Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Lunar: Go ahead, I want to hear it.
(Y/n): It fucking sucks.
Lunar: That's not constructive criticism.
25.
Marco: So what do you two do?
(Y/n): We work in genetic research. We're currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Marco: Wow, impressive.
Lunar: After that we'll move on to Leos.
26.
*Star and (Y/n) skipping stones on a lake*
Star: It's such a beautiful evening.
(Y/n): *whispering* Take that you fu—ing lake.
27.
(Y/n): *standing with their back turned* I've been expecting you, Star.
Star: How did you do that without turning around?
(Y/n) ...To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
28.
Marco: Do you take constructive criticism?
(Y/n): I only take cash or credit.
29.
Lunar: (Y/n)...
(Y/n): Oh no, (Y/n) in b-flat.
(Y/n): You're disappointed.
30.
Marco: Please, I'm begging you to go to a doctor.
(Y/n): I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
31.
(Y/n): This is a mistake.
Lunar: *enthusiastically* A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
(Y/n): But not today.
Lunar: *still enthusiastic* Oh no, today's gonna be a mess!
Aaand done!
I hope you liked the incorrect quotes!
Just to let you all know: Unless I go back to get even more quotes, next incorrect quotes chapter will be the last one.
Have a good day/night!
-Lunar
Time spent writing: 4 hours.
Next: Likely the final incorrect quotes chapter.
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