A little more this time, because I had some extra. Also this was originally going to be the last incorrect quotes chapter, but then I went back to the incorrect quotes generator and got some more. Enjoy!
(This one has some of my favorite)
-Lunar
READ THE NOTE AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER PLEASE!
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1.
*The group is in a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake.*
Lunar: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake.
(Y/n): You're in a prison cell. :)
Marco: You did great. Well i got a 10-
(Y/n): You're in a prison cell with bars on it. :3
Star: I got a 1!
(Y/n): You're in... a cube-shaped place.
2.
Marco: Anyone d-
Lunar: Depressed?
(Y/n): Drained?
Lunar: Dumb?
(Y/n): Disliked?
Marco: -done with their work... what is wrong with you two...
3.
Star: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Lunar: Several traffic violations.
(Y/n): Three counts of resisting arrest.
Lunar: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
(Y/n): Also, that's not our car.
4.
Lunar: *driving Star and (Y/n)* So how was your day?
Star: We almost got surprise adopted!
Lunar: What?
(Y/n): We almost got kidnapped.
Lunar: Oh okay.
*slams on the brakes*
Lunar: WAIT WHAT?!
5.
Dr. P. H. D. Marco: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Lunar?
Lunar: ...No.
Star: I do!
Dr. P. H. D. Marco: I know, Star.
Star: I'm sad.
Dr. P. H. D. Marco: I know, Star.
6.
Marco: Why are you on the floor?
(Y/n): I'm depressed.
(Y/n): Also I was stabbed, can you get Star please?
7.
Lunar: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
(Y/n): *turns to Marco* How tall are you?
8.
Star: HELP!!! I TOLD MARCO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
(Y/n): *pouring milk directly into the cereal bag* And you thought I could help?
9.
Lunar: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous
(Y/n): What if it bites me and it dies?
Marco: Then you're poisonous. Learn to listen, (Y/n).
Star: What if it bites itself and I die?
Janna: That's voodoo.
Tom: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
(Y/n): That's correlation, not causation.
Tom: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Janna: That's kinky.
Lunar: Oh my god.
10.
Marco: We all have our demons.
Marco: *grabs tom* This one's mine.
11.
Janna: The floor is lava!
Tom: *Helps Marco climb onto the counter*
(Y/n): *Kicks Jackie off the couch*
Lunar: *Lies down on the floor*
Star: ...Are you okay?
Lunar: No.
12.
(Y/n): If you get in trouble, I'll be your lawyer alright?
Star: Okay.
*some time later*
Lunar: Star, sit down on the chair. You're in trouble.
(Y/n): *Holds up a note* Deny everything.
Star: That isn't a chair!
13.
Marco: Just be yourself.
(Y/n): 'Be myself'? Marco, I have one day to win Star over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Ponyhead: Couple weeks.
Tom: Six months.
Lunar: Jury's still out.
(Y/n): See Marco?
(Y/n): 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?!
14.
(Y/n): I prevented a murder today.
Marco: Really? How'd you do that?
(Y/n): Self control.
15.
Lunar: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars.
(Y/n): If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 am to look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
16.
(Y/n): Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Star: You and me!
(Y/n): *tearing up* Okay.
17.
(Y/n): Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside.
Lunar: ...
Lunar: (Y/n), I swear, if I step outside and all the mugs are on the front lawn...
(Y/n): *sips juice from a bowl*
18.
Lunar: *Trying to cheer up the group* Things could be worse, you know!
(Y/n): How?
Lunar: How what?
(Y/n): How could they be worse?
Lunar: They couldn't. I lied.
(Y/n): ...
19.
(Y/n): Am I in trouble?
Lunar: Take a guess.
(Y/n): No?
Lunar: Take another guess.
20.
Marco: Okay, truth or dare?
Lunar: Truth.
Marco: How many hours have you slept this week?
Lunar: ...
Lunar: ...Dare.
Marco: Go to bed.
Lunar: I don't like this game.
21.
Marco: Violence isn't the answer.
(Y/n): You're right.
Marco: *sighs in relief*
(Y/n): Violence is the question.
Marco: What?
(Y/n): *Runs away* And the answer is yes.
Marco: *Runs after (Y/n)* NO-
22.
(Y/n): *pointing* May I sit there?
Star: T-That's my lap.
(Y/n): That doesn't answer my question, Star.
23.
Lunar: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
(Y/n): No it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.
24.
Marco: Where are you going?
(Y/n): To get ice cream or commit arson, I'll decide on the way there.
25.
Lunar: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
26.
(Y/n): Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you.
27.
(Y/n): I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
28.
(Y/n): BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fu—s! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Lunar: In other words, you don't give a fu—.
29.
Lunar: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
(Y/n): What's that?
Lunar: Remorse code.
(Y/n): I'm even angrier now.
30.
(3rr0r came up with this one himself!)
*at the police station, the lost and found department*
Police: How can we help you today?
3rr0r: I lost my mental health recently, and I really need it back.
Aaand done!
I hope you enjoyed this incorrect quotes chapter!
I really want to do another Q&A chapter, so leave questions for either me, Marco from this story, Star from this story, or (Y/n) from this story! You can leave as many as you want! (BUT PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MORE THAN 20 PER PERSON-)
Anyways, have a good day/night!
-Lunar
Time spent writing: about 4 and a half hours.
Next up: More quotes or another chapter
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