Hi again! For those who are wondering what the heck happened to my upload schedule of once every x months: I've been feeling more like writing lately, so for now I'm updating more frequently! here's another incorrect quotes chapter! Hope you enjoy!
-Lunar.
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1.
(Y/n): Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Lunar: You were flirting with Star.
(Y/n): So what? We're a couple.
Lunar: You asked if she was single.
(Y/n): ...
Lunar: And then you cried when she said she isn't.
2.
Lunar: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
3.
Marco: Tom and I don't use pet names.
(Y/n): I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Marco: Honey?
Tom: Yes, dear?
Marco: ...
(Y/n): Don't ever lie to my face again.
4.
(Y/n): I'm going to take you out.
Star: Great, it's a date!
(Y/n): I meant that as a threat.
Star: See you at five!
5.
Lunar: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
(Y/n): Where can I unsubscribe?
Lunar: ...
6.
(Y/n): You're right.
Marco: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
7.
Lunar: Someone will die.
(Y/n): Of fun!
(Both holding a lit blowtorch)
8.
Lunar: (Y/n) and I have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
(Y/n): Sentences.
Lunar: Don't interrupt me.
9.
Lunar: What if the "g" in "gif" is silent?
(Y/n): Go the fu-- to sleep.
Lunar: What gif I don't want to?
(Y/n): Fu-- you.
10.
Lunar: Okay, help me please!
(Y/n): Got two words for you.
Lunar: I bet they won't be helpful.
(Y/n): Your problem.
Lunar: I was right.
11.
Toffee: What's up guys? I'm back.
(Y/n): What the- You can't be here. You're dead! I literally saw you die!
Toffee: Death is a social construct.
12.
3rr0r: *in a meeting* My policy is if you see something, say something.
Meteo: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
3rr0r: *with the tone of someone who is used to Meteo* Outstanding.
3rr0r: This is what I'm talking about people.
13.
Star: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
(ignore the friendzone-)
(Y/n): You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Star: You don't have to wear-
(Y/n): No. I'm gonna wear it forever, back off.
14.
Marco: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
(Y/n): I will politely decline.
15.
Tom: What's this?
Marco: *hugging Tom* Affection.
Tom: Disgusting.
Tom: ...Do it again.
16.
Star: Who hurt you?
(Y/n): What, do you want a list?
Star: *powering up her wand* ...Yes, actually.
17.
Computer: Enter a password.
Tom: *types in Marco*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Tom: How fu--ing DARE YOU-
Aaand that's it for the incorrect quotes for now! I'm all out! There might be another incorrect quotes chapter in the future, but no promise! I hope you enjoyed the incorrect quotes chapters!
Have a good day/night!
-Lunar.
Time spent writing: one hour.
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