Shooting for a Star. (Star x Reader)

Incorrect Quotes nr. 3

More quotessss!!! I really hope you like these kinds of chapters because I put time and effort into making them so if you like them please tell me! And if you don't, please tell me that too! Also please don't feel offended by any of these, I just copied them from the quote generator.Anyways, enjoy!

-Lunar
—————————

1.
(Y/n): You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Marco: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.
(Y/n): I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING STAR WITH ME!
Lunar: *picking up the monopoly board* I think we're gonna stop playing now.

2.
Lunar: Are we really gonna let Jackie keep Marco?
(Y/n): We kept Star.

3.
Star: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Janna: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Star: All three of them saw it, Janna. How do you explain that?
Janna: *points at (Y/n)* Sleep deprivation. *points at Marco* Paranoia. *points at Lunar* Both of those.

4.
Star: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
(Y/n): I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Lunar: I recorded the dumb stuff.
(Y/n): I also joined in on the dumb stuff.
Marco: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

5.
Star: I told (Y/n) their ears flush when they lie.
Marco: Why?
Star: Look.Star: Hey (Y/n)! Do you love me?
(Y/n): *covering their ears* No.

6.
Lunar: While I'm gone, (Y/n), you're in charge.
(Y/n): Yes!!!
Lunar *whispering to Marco* You're secretly in charge.
Marco: Obviously.

7.
Star: What time is it?
(Y/n): I don't know. Pass me that saxophone and we'll find out.
(Y/n): *plays saxophone loudly and extremely out of tune*
Marco: WHO THE FU— IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!?!
(Y/n): It's 2 am.

8.
Janna: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
(Y/n): It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Star isn't.

9.
Lunar: If you had to choose between Marco and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
(Y/n): That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Marco: (Y/n)!
Lunar: 63 cents.
(Y/n): I'll take the money.
Marco: (Y/n)!!!

10.
Marco: I trust (Y/n).
Lunar: You think they know what they're doing?
Marco: I wouldn't go that far.

11.
*(Y/n) and Star sitting in jail together*
Star: So who should we call?
(Y/n): I'd call Lunar, but I feel safer in jail.

12.
Lunar: *walking into their house* Hello, people who do not live here.
Marco: Hey.
Star: Hi.
Janna: Hello.
Ponyhead: Hey!
Lunar: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
(Y/n): We were out of doritos.

13.
Marco: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
(Y/n): Killed without hesitation.
Marco: No.

14.
(Y/n): Can you keep a secret?
Lunar: Do you know anything about my life?
(Y/n): Barely anything. Good point.

15.
Marco: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
(Y/n): My record is four, but I think I can do it.

16.
(Y/n): I'm a reverse necromancer.
Marco: Isn't that just killing people?
(Y/n): Technically.

17.
(Y/n): You kill people for money?!
Lunar: I can explain!
(Y/n): And all this time I've been doing it for free!
(Not actually true don't worry.)

18.
Lunar: Well, well, well... If it isn't my old friend: The dawning realization that I f*cked up bad. (Me after my maths test yesterday.) 

19.
(Y/n): I can explain.
Marco: Can you?
(Y/n): If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

19.
(Y/n): I'm incredibly fast at math.
Marco: Alright, what's 30x17?
(Y/n): 42
Marco: That's not even close.
(Y/n): But it was fast.


Aaand done! I hope you liked it! There's 3 more chapters of quotes that are planned and just need to be typed out now, but I'm tired so I will finish those later.So long, and thanks for all the fish.Have a good day/night!
-Lunar

Time spent writing: enough. (Bout two hours)Next: MORE QUOTES BEAR WITH IT OR READ SOMETHING ELSE ╹◡╹

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ