Shooting for a Star. (Star x Reader)

Incorrect Quotes pt. 5

Hi again, I'm back, sort of. I had these finished already so I thought why not upload them. Also it's my birthday today, and tomorrow's grandma's burial...
Anyways, hope you enjoy! Please comment!

-Lunar

1.
Marco: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Star: Put spaghetti in them.
Marco: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
(Y/n): Put spaghetti in them.
Marco: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Lunar: Put spaghetti in them.
Marco: I am no longer taking suggestions.

2.
Star: Bye (Y/n)! Bye Marco! Bye Lunar! Bye Ponyhead! Bye (Y/n)!
Marco: You said "Bye (Y/n)" twice.
Star: I like (Y/n).

3.
Lunar: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Star: to the city?
Lunar: Yeah, no matter what!
Janna: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that?
Lunar: I... I don't know!
Marco: Oh come off it, be serious!
Lunar: I am serious!
Marco: you're insane!
(Y/n): Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone: ...
Lunar: What???
(Y/n): Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Marco: *panicked* YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

4.
Lunar: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Marco: Have everyone stand.
Star: Bring three more chairs!
Ponyhead: The most important ones can sit down.
(Y/n): Kill three.

5.
Lunar: I'm an idiot.
(Y/n): ...
Star: ...
Marco: ...
Lunar: ...
(Y/n): If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

6.
Lunar: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
(Y/n): This knife is actually a magic wand.
Lunar: Meet me in the parking lot for a wizard duel.
(Y/n): *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Marco: What the fu— is wrong with you two.

7.
(Y/n): In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Marco: Wasn't Lunar with you?
Lunar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

8.
(Y/n): Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Marco: (Y/n) no.
Lunar: Mistlefoe.
Marco: Please stop encouraging them.

9.
Lunar: We need to get through this locked door. Marco, give me your credit card.
Marco: here.
Lunar: *pocketing it* Thanks. (Y/n), kick down the door.

10.
Star: (Y/n), what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
(Y/n): I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Star: Okay, I love you too, I'll just ask Marco.
(Lunar: *facepalms*)

11.
Star: (Y/n) and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Marco: *sighing* What did (Y/n) do?
Star: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-
(Y/n): Who wants a steering wheel?

12.
Marco: *negotiating with Star* We have (Y/n). Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed.
(Y/n): Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Marco: ...
(Y/n): MAKE IT ONE MILLION-
Marco: (Y/N) STOP!!!

13.
Store worker: Could Lunar please come to the front desk?
Lunar: *arriving at the front desk* Is there a problem?
Store worker: *Points to Star and (Y/n)* I believe they belong to you?
Star and (Y/n): *simultaneously* We got lost :(
Lunar: I didn't even bring you two here with me-

14.
Star: I can't believe you live nearby, and won't let anyone crash at your place
Lunar: You already know too much about me.
(Y/n): I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

15.
(Y/n): Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. Im not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Marco: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think you definitely did do that.
Lunar: No, that was the only thing (Y/n) didn't do.

16.
(Y/n): *kicks the door down looking panicked*
Marco: What did you two do?
Lunar: Nobody died.
Marco: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

17.
(Y/n): God, give me patience.
Marco: I think you meant "God give me strength".
(Y/n): If god gave me strength, you'd be dead.

18.
(Y/n): You saved me. I owe you my life.
Lunar: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

19.
(Y/n): Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Lunar: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
*holding up a sign that says: Skeletons&co*

20.
Star: You love me, right (Y/n)?
(Y/n): Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Aaand done! I hope you liked the incorrect quotes! Have a nice day/night! I might post another real chapter later today, but no promise.

-Lunar

Time spent writing: About 3 hours
Next up: more quotes or maybe a chapter