For the last time, I'm not the unknown god!!! (Genshin impact X male reader)

Chapter 9 - Simp of the dragon and horny

(How many POVs do you want? 

Author - Yes)

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(Y/N) POV - 

"ANEMO ARCHON BARBATOS GREETS THE SUSTAINER!" Venti shouted while bowing.

"What the fuck"

I looked at Aether and he looked confused as well so I decided to act menacingly.

I threw the holy lyre in front of him and looked at him like Suzi Q at Joseph after she caught him cheating.

He quickly picked it up and asked me in a shaking voice.

"I-if you don't mind mam, could y-you please tell me w-why I have the honor of meeting you?"

Mam? Did this idiot not notice that I'm a guy? This is too funny, guess I'll mess with him more.

I started concentrating pyro around myself and released some electro behind me for increased dramatic effect.

Venti started trembling.

"I-I understand that being unable to help another deity who allowed me to become the anemo archon is disgraceful but I promise that we can save D-Divalin. P-please don't destroy Mondstadt" he begged.

"This is getting too hilarious. Alexa, play Despacito."

"Playing Despacito" replied Alexa's voice in my head and the song started playing.

"WHAT THE FUCK" 

Before I could do any more experiments with 'Alexa', Aether karate-chopped me.

Venti started panicking and we had to calm him down.

I took out my notebook and quickly told him everything.

"Y-You bastard!" he shouted, half relieved, half angry.

"Hey! In my defense, I wasn't planning on acting like that. You were the one who started bowing to me!" I wrote.

"It doesn't change the fact that you kept acting like that!" he said as he attempted to punch me. I say attempted because I instinctively activated an overload reaction in front to me for defense which sent him flying.

"I knew that he is supposed to be the weakest archon but this is too much!"

Venti came back from the little crater I made and cheerfully stood in front of me.

"Hey, if you're this strong we can easily free Divalin :D Let's go to the old Mond and free him tomorrow" he said cheerfully and hopped out of the tavern.

A solid minute passed before everyone shouted 'what the fuck' at once.

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Jean POV - 

Our attempt to save Divalin was pathetic. An abyss mage interrupted Venti and almost broke the holy lyre before Asmoday killed it. Divalin attacked him and ran away. Fortunately he wasn't hurt a lot and told us that he would meet us at Angle's share. I contacted all high ranking knights who were free and we decided to meet at the tavern. Master Diluc was generous enough to close the tavern so we could get some privacy.

As we were discussing what to do next I saw Venti trying to steal a wine bottle. I was going to stop him but saw that Asmoday had picked up a chair and was sitting behind Venti. He was wearing his old clothes and his mask was missing.