I barely slept yesterday, but had the best dream ever.
A fucking fully voiced genshin limited time even where the fourth wall was being slaughtered.
It starts pretty normal. You go to Katherine in Sumeru, she tells you about a commision, gives you a special camera, yada yada.
You start travelling around and meet a bunch to playable characters who help you in taking pics of strange fungi and slimes.
In the end, Dain shows up and tells you that it's being caused by an old forgotten goddess. Ria or something. I forgot her name.
So, all people have to do is say "We offer our prayers to 'Ria'" and they turn into super buff versions of themselves. Like, pure muscles. Even slimes have started turning into giant buff slime dudes.
So, you return to the guy who gave you the commission, and he's loosing his shit.
Starts telling you about the shit you've been doing.
Apparently from the npc pov, Aether fucking ate the camera, somehow gained the ability to take photos, started randomly teleporting around, managed to tame a few slimes and get them super buff, spawned Mora and items randomly on the ground or between boxes, and killed a god by taking a pic of them.
Then that guy starts handing out letters he got from some playable characters (Including Amber ^^) that are just tiny animations hoping you're safe, telling you to meet them when you get time, and to offer your prayers to 'Ria'.
Paimon just randomly says "I offer my prayer to 'Ria'" and goes super buff.
The npc starts loosing his shit, so things happen that I don't remember, and in general the fourth wall is being slaughtered.
Heck, when the quest ends, you can find a weird shape outside Sumeru city called "Corpse of the fourth wall. You brutally slaughtered it"
Talking with other NPCs increase the quest duration as they tell you about the wacky shit you've been doing like giving this one guy 800 cabbage, eating which made him the new Dendro archon and shit like that.
Almost every npc in Sumeru has special interaction, and some in Mondstadt too.
Now, this shit was my dream... It was fully voiced.... Accurately..... And none of the dialogues used by the NPCs exist in game.
Like, wtf!?
I wanna write this T^T
But my exams are starting.
If anyone does write this, plz tag me.
And god do I want to see this shit in-game
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For the last time, I'm not the unknown god!!! (Genshin impact X male reader)
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